shoeless 

to be without shoes. To be lacking a sense of location, purpose, or shoes.

Everyone look at max hit on those two older men at the bar. He's so shoeless!

shoeless by Ross G April 2, 2008

shovelling fog 

bullshiting according Robert Perry of CVI

The guy from CVI was shovelling fog so high that we could not see our Argus runs

shovelling fog by John Coleman Trebil April 11, 2008

chip shovels 

The hands of an extremely obese woman. i.e. for use of shoveling chips into ones mouth.

"Rosie belted Len to the floor with her chip shovels."

chip shovels by Suzanne and Tom Hodgkinson January 7, 2006

Need a box of shoelaces

To be in need of a box of shoelaces is to feel greatly indebted to someone or something. Generally used in a non-financial manner (I.E. someone does you favors often), but financial use is applicable too. (I.E. to owe someone a lot of money)

Geez, my friend saves my ass all the time, i need to get him a box of shoelaces.

Wooh! My banker guy got my stolen money back for me! I need a box of shoelaces.

Ugh, i had to cover his shift AGAIN! He really needs a box of shoelaces...

Need a box of shoelaces by American Classic 1775 May 18, 2009

shoelaces 

something dat needs tying up all da time

my dam shoelaces hav come undone again!!!

shoelaces by i hate u josh khan December 13, 2004

shoveling

to purposely try and have sex with women that are so ugly their face looks like it was beat with a shovel. This is done usually because shovels are easier than normal girls and have better bodies than fat girls.

john : "hey dude that girl you got with last night was straight wounded!"

paul : "every day im shoveling!"

shoveling by Shovel King July 29, 2011

I like your shoelaces 

Answer “thanks I took them from a unicorn” this means that the person answering is also big fat juicy gay yum yum. NOT TO BE MISTAKEN FOR TUMBLRS VERSION!!!!!

Person 1 “I like your shoelaces
Person 2 “thanks, I took them from a unicorn”

I like your shoelaces by Marzzipan March 28, 2020