Vancouver Salty Dog

When a guy is about to ejaculate on a woman's face he asks her to close her eyes then pours old semen on her face instead.

(Depressed): My gril broke up with me after I gave her a Vancouver Salty Dog for our anniversary.

by Cinnamahn April 10, 2010

Satya

A male who is willing to give his heart to any girl but she gone die if she fuck around and also a lone wolf who’s preying on ops

I wish I was Satya

by GODISALMIGHTY November 15, 2018

Salty Ice Cream Scooper

Any man or woman who consumes sperm left over for more than 2 days. Usually the sperm comes in flavors due to the donors taking sperm flavor tablets.

Luke totally is a Salty Ice Cream Scooper. He only eats Aaron's though.

by Corey Miller October 4, 2007

Salty McPete

Named after creator, a long-time sailor in the British navy with three peg legs, if you get my meaning (hint hint). A two or more person contest that consists of becoming extremely intoxicated and then running through a crowd and, in Pete's own words, "grabbin' as many boobys as ye can touch."

Extra points are awarded for tongue to boobage contact. Last person to pop a hard one wins.

I played Salty McPete with Bobby yesterday in Tiananmin Square yesterday.

I love Chinese chicks. Who won?
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Salty McPete owned your sister last night, dude.

Good for him. He deserves something like that, after losing his third leg top that tiger shark.

by B Keelz May 22, 2005

Safety Nap

Having a short sleep at work in the interests of health and safety. Especially relevant for building site workers.

The gaffer caught me having a safety nap in the lift housing.

by Pipine September 23, 2005

Safetycrat

A Safetycrat is a government bureaucrat believing it is their job to protect the citizens from themselves.

Pretentiously thinking they possess superior insight to the rest of the population and therefore know what is best for them.

Often citing public burden as justification for Draconian rule making.

The motto of the Safetycrat:

Screw that freedom thing... it's over rated. We know everything about everything and they must obey us.

That Safetycrat actually believes helmets work.

by Rootdoctor October 2, 2007

safety desk

A boring job that is accepted by the employee due to his fear of unemployment. Most commonly used in reference to someone who has specialized in an art, but has accepted other employment due to the unpredictable nature of income while a professional artist.

John got himself a safety desk instead of sticking with the band.

by Owen-SF May 10, 2008