Rectal

Rectal has two meanings

1- in a good way like if you catch a 8 lb fish it is rectal

2- in a bad way like if you are stuck at a family reunion and you want to leave and text your mom “ this is rectal can we leave?!!!”

It gets confusing at times

^examples above^

It’s rectal if you don’t catch a 8lb fish but it is if you do

by YOURFAVEMILY January 20, 2020

Naso-rectal-ectomy

The removing of one's nose from up another one's ass.

She should go in and have a naso-rectal-ectomy...her nose is way too brown..

by Just Right September 26, 2011

rectal cancer

Cancer of the rectum

"That loser has rectal cancer"

by Anonymous October 21, 2003

restard

A jokish sort of way of saying retard. Occured when a drunk flatmate tried to called me retarded. Has since been adopted as a common insult.

Man, you're so restarded.

Ha! That so ionic....

by Chris May 13, 2005

Rastafara

A word that describes that mood your in when you cant despribe to people your mood. your in a Rastafara mood meaning , your day is in shambles and the world isnt making sense there for your confused to the point of not making sense. Only use this word when you are in deep shambles and there is nothering else in the world that can describe the way you are feeling.

hows your day?" " its okay, but i cant describe the way i am feeling i think im in a Rastafara mood." "its all cool dude i totally feeling Rastafara last week

by Erm Meremma March 23, 2011

Rectal Birth

A strange phenomenon witnessed in 1832 in South Dakota by white settlers who saw an injun give birth to her child out the ass. Also, a death metal band from Upper Darby, PA.

"Is that new baby of yours black?"
"No it just slid out of my wife's ass"
"Oh my rectal birth I see."

by Cinnamon Crime Ring (CCR) May 3, 2004

Rasta Rocket

A Jamaican car, that sometimes is packed with rasta's

1. Tim : Hey Rach! Jump aboard the rasta rocket
2. Rach: Sure!!!

by S Priest May 2, 2007