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Preston

Preston is kinda whack. He likes to make jokes about necrophilia, bestiality, and pedophilia. He is a kink shamer. Preston has some weird kinks himself. Preston has 3 kindeys. Preston has a broken leg, because he is stupid. Preston does not like to have fun. He likes to go to the store. The weed store. And other stores. Adult stores. Preston is overall a big ass weeb.
I don't like Preston.
by AttackOnTheHetalianFairy September 26, 2019
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preston & keifer

man 1: hey they're being selfish
man 2 :ah they must be a preston & keifer
by joshmckeann69 September 30, 2019
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Preston

Wow! That 78cm nose is almost half as big as Preston’s.
by Kirbanos October 2, 2019
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Preston

meaning in small portions at a time like preston
by SirNiggerChin October 5, 2019
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preston

a very funny young boy who is also handsome, smart,funny and talented. at times he will joke around he has a very priceless smile. if you ever come a cross a preston just know he's loyal so maybe u should hook up with him
is his name preston? cause boy is he cute!
by Liyahma October 9, 2019
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Peyton

Peyton Is an amazing beautiful person. She often thinks shes ugly but shes not. Shes the kind of girl who will jump in a pool naked to save you if your drowning. She deals with many issues with depression but will try to be there for you if you need her. Shes the girl that will skip on a date for a hangout at McDonalds. Everybody needs a Peyton because she will be the most amazing friend ever if you treat her right.

I FAWKING LOVE YOU PEYTON.
I miss Peyton!!!!!!!
by Peytons bestfrann/sister October 18, 2019
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Peyton

The sweetest girl alive. She is the most trustworthy person you will ever met. She can keep a secret for years and years. She is hands down the most caring girl you can imagine. But if you get on her bad side. You will regret it. Don’t ever upset a Peyton. She will make sure you get was you deserve. Peytons tend to be smart, athletic, fit and beautiful. She is very emotional tho and she will often cry for no reason. And when she is sad she will always fake a smile. Luckily her best friend always notices. She is loving and will always fight for you. Never ever loose her.
Harry: oh my god.. who was that. She must have been the prettiest girl alive

Jaime: that’s my pest friend Peyton
by Joemamma’s daddy October 19, 2019
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