phalker

a phone stalker, someone who continues to call despite the fact you are obviously ignoring them

Jill: I saw your mom on the caller ID again.
Sarah: Yeah I know, she's become a real phalker.

by K. McCauley January 6, 2009

phadke

to screw someone and to subsequently screw them over

Joe: hey dude...I phadke'd that girl so bad!

by danbabu February 9, 2008

Phaganism

A term or phrase characterized by nonsensical comments uttered by someone who commonly misuses and abuses ideas and beliefs that have become common knowledge

Some common Phaganisms are: "anything under 100 dollars is free", "re-occuring current occurances", "ruples do not exist", "such ridiculously short arms for such a rediculously large body", "catroner", "check-weigher check-weigher"

by Sanofi Packaging 2nd Shift June 28, 2008

Phantom Hangover

A headache like feeling that resembles a hangover despite no alcohol consumption the previous night

School was really tough today because I had a phantom hangover that lasted until 11

by memphis baller22 February 26, 2010

Phantom Pee

when you think you have to urinate, yet, your body cannot physically produce urine.

"omg, i have to pee so bad." go for a pee. "BUT NOTHING IS COMING OUT!" ... that's a phantom pee.

by that's what's up September 12, 2010

Pharaoh's Pet

A sexual act where the penis is placed on someone's forehead facing upwards, resembling the snake on a pharaoh's headdress.

We've been together long enough now that I feel comfortable giving you the Pharaoh's Pet.

by wca June 10, 2011

phantom bang

Crazy phenomenon that happens only when both parties are highly intoxicated. They fuck till they pass out, then somehow subconsciously he feels her up, slips in, and boom. Phantom bang. In some cases she feels him up first, but the verdict is still out on that one.

Did you phantom bang me last night? " i don't know what that is i but i woke up fucking you"

by Curse he ohh November 17, 2013