Pentaxian 

A person or photographer who uses a Pentax camera.

I'M A PENTAXIAN. A LOYALIST. A DIEHARD. I ONCE CARRIED A K1000 AROUND WITH ME EVERYWHERE, ONLY RELUCTANTLY SETTING IT DOWN TO TAKE THE OCCASIONAL SHOWER. I TELL MY KIDS BEDTIME STORIES ABOUT THOSE HEADY DAYS WHEN THE CAMERA KNOWN SIMPLY AS "THE PENTAX" WAS THE BEST-SELLING SLR MADE. I DON'T SPEND COUNTLESS HOURS PIXEL PEEPING. I JUST TAKE PICTURES. AND WHILE I MAY BE TEMPTED, ON OCCASION, TO TURN TO A STRANGER ON AN ELE- VATOR AND SAY, "THE BEST AUTO-FOCUS SLR LENS EVER MADE IS THE PENTAX 31MM F/1.8," I'D REALLY RATHER BE USING MY EQUIPMENT THAN TALKING ABOUT IT. PENTAX UNDERSTANDS THAT CAMERAS DON'T TAKE PICTURES, PHOTOG- RAPHERS DO. THEIR NEW DIGITAL SLR'S ARE THE RESULT OF LISTENING TO PENTAXIANS AND DELIVERING TOOLS FOR TRUE PHOTOGRAPHY LOVERS. THESE CAMERAS ARE ALREADY CREATING MANY MORE LOYALISTS. SO THE QUESTION IS: CAN THESE NEWCOMERS COUNT THEMSELVES AMONG THE DIEHARDS? HEY, WE'RE PENTAXIANS, NOT PHOTOGRAPHY SNOBS. WELCOME TO OUR CLUB.

Pentaxian by LeDave August 14, 2009

Cum penguin 

when a chick is laying on her stomach and you cum on her back in a igloo. Also refers to an adult spinoff of club penguin.

I hit up a bitch on club penguin and we met up by the igloos. She started sliding around and I did a cum penguin on her.

Cum penguin by That fuck boi February 17, 2017

Penstruation 

Penstruation: menstruation that is brought on by penile penetration, despite the subject being pre or post menstruation. Penstruation is often discovered, post-coitus, due to bloody sheets (or other stained lovemaking surfaces). Anecdotally: women who have experienced penstruation report that it is associated with passionate, vigorous (condomless) sex, a fairly well endowed partner, and voluminous deposits of sperm, which may be why neither party usually minds the bloody after-effects too much.

"So, in a case of penstruation, who is responsible for washing the sheets, the girl or the guy?"

"Oh, the guy, of course."

Penstruation by jacandy December 30, 2011

Penjamin City 

When you use a dab pen to get yourself high.

Damn I need to get faded than a hoe. Time to go to Penjamin City. Shall we?

Penjamin City by Gedderswastaken November 3, 2022

pennies from Heaven 

When you've lost a loved one & find a penny, it's a Sign from them that they Love you & that everything's OK with them.

Since I lost my Mom, I've been finding Lots of pennies from Heaven & it's Very Comforting!

pennies from Heaven by Starchylde October 2, 2016

penguinz0 

Penguinz0 is a world famous actor. He is best known for his critically acclaimed performance as the district 9 medic in the hunger games Mockingjay part 1. He is also well known for his role as Kessler in Killer bean and his experimental media review show the Moist Meter.

Hey what are you watching?

Oh, I'm watching penguinz0.
I loved him in the hunger games!

penguinz0 by senatx November 1, 2020

Jungle Penetrator 

A tool used for aerial evacuation during the Vietnam War, or a man who prefers unshaved women.

Living in a military town has turned many a man into a Jungle Penetrator.

Jungle Penetrator by Vinay P. May 3, 2020