mullering

Ruining something while attempting to fix it, on account of using brute force instead of gentle persuasion.

Bobby replaced the nut with an adjustable wrench, mullering it into position. "That should hold it," he exclaimed triumphantly. Sonia watched with disdain. "Sure," she said, "if we never have to replace the wheel again. That's totally cross-threaded."

by sticky10^76 June 22, 2009

Mulling

The process of going horizontal on a flat surface for a long period of time. An overall feeling of nothing and or being extremely tired to the point of no mobility. There are five stages of this process, stage five being to the point of no return.

I'm gonna be mulling my ass off today after being at the bars last night.

by Tyron Smoochy Wallis October 20, 2013

woman with a mullet

Gives a whole new meaning to, "...Party in the rear."

When you cut your hair into a mullet, peopla say that you want, "business in the front and a party in the rear."

by Karl March 15, 2004

mullet

A person with a mullet (see definition 1).

Psst! Mullet at five o'clock!

by Ian Maxwell October 15, 2002

mullette

a term denoting the mullet(female)

"That guy in the Camaro has a mullet,"
"yah but look at his wife's mullette!"

by me May 16, 2003

facial mullet

A goatee. One lacks the ability to choose to be either clean-shaven, bearded, or mustachioed. Analogous to the mullet, a hair cut chosen when one cannot commit to either long or short hair.

Bob could not choose between a mustache and a beard when he decided to grow facial hair. Therefore, he chose to grow a facial mullet.

by Bo Slone February 2, 2009

mulletude

1) wrongheaded confidence;
2) a sense of style that is neither stylish nor sensible;
3) eternally pugilistic despite having lost all previous fights

The lead guitarist played the solo with such passionate mulletude that we had to leave the bar with our hands covering our ears.

by Winston Smith September 12, 2003