Skip to main content

Myspace

A site run by a man named Tom, where people, generally from ages 14-20 go, to post pictures of themselves and make friends.

To be "myspace" means to be scene since the majority of teens on myspace are scene. This means taking pictures in the mirror, from retarded angles, that make you look smaller, that make you look prettier, and that make people want to add you.

Everyone on myspace has an account so people will add them, and comment, and they will feel important, which they arent.
I don't have a myspace because I don't need people to tell me I am awesome.
by Questionable October 29, 2005
mugGet the Myspace mug.

myspace

i have to check my damned myspace thing every day because the people that i talk to everyday in school send me these damned bulletins
by shoelace256 June 1, 2005
mugGet the myspace mug.

Myspace Whore

(Also called an E-Slut)

A girl with low self-esteem, low intelligence or both who uses Myspace as a medium to post lame pictures or moronic blogs. A fuck that requires little to no effort. And you can break-up with her after she attempts (and hopefully succedes) suicide for the 6th time. Then you can just repeat the process.
So not shaving, getting a haircut and liking wuss music actually is attractive to these people. Killer!
by Mikal K March 5, 2005
mugGet the Myspace Whore mug.

myspace balls

Pertaining to having enough balls to ask some to be your friend on myspace. Usually someone really popular.
Hey-u see that dork have all those hot girls as his myspace friends?
Yah- must have some myspace balls.
by percy October 16, 2005
mugGet the myspace balls mug.

myspacezombie

1. An idiot who is easily drawn into things through bandwagon, esp. "scene people" (wiggers and camera whores), subnerds, and even Goths.
2. A follower--see "leaders and followers"
3. A wannabe.
4. Anyone who uses Myspace.
Shaun: OMG, we're being attacked by zombies...again! Oh, wait, no, false alarm, they're just myspacezombies.
myspacezombie1: omg...plz tlk abt my page lol here's my pics...blah, blah, blah *he smells bad.
by aka_Pyro April 28, 2007
mugGet the myspacezombie mug.

myspaceterbate

an excessive myspace stalker or one who is always checking their myspace.
"Dude check out my new video on my profile," friend #1
"I've already seen it," creepy friend #2
"You are such a myspaceterbater," friend#1
by MakeMoMoney May 9, 2007
mugGet the myspaceterbate mug.

Myspace Jack In The Box

When a person looks good in Myspce but when you see that person in real life looks ugly as shit.
She looked prettier in that pic but in real life? man I almost threw up
-Myspace Jack In The Box
by LA Lakers March 20, 2008
mugGet the Myspace Jack In The Box mug.

Share this definition

Sign in to vote

We'll email you a link to sign in instantly.

Or

Check your email

We sent a link to

Open your email