miserable

adjective. from the french miserable. used to describe a sad, lonely, loser person who has no friends, and even thier dog ran away because they are such a reject.

George 'dubya' Bush is miserable - even a five year old has a higher IQ.

Other miserable people include Suddam Hussain, Osama Bin Laden, child molesters, and Hitler.

Also see sad

by charlottem1 August 5, 2005

Mierdas Touch

The opposite of the Midas Touch. When everything you touch turns to shit.

President Biden had the Mierdas Touch.

by RobinGoodfellow1 January 22, 2022

Mrs Miserable Fuck

Some one who is such a miserable bastard who has no friends and only achievment in life is a fur ball!

Some one who does nothing but moan is now a mrs miserable fuck

by Dr Dont Care March 11, 2009

Prick Of Misery

When something goes horribly, horribly wrong, this phrase is directed at the aggressor. It can be used either before or after the person/object you're venting at, but not both. Additionally, it can never be used with "you" i. e. one could not say "Get out of my way, you prick of misery."

Person 1: Prick of Misery! The 2 train is running local from the Bronx all the way to Brooklyn. (In this case, the aggressor would be the MTA)

Or

Person 1: You hit me with your car! Prick of misery! (The driver is the aggressor)

by CNJGeep May 26, 2009

Ass miner

to mine an ass. a possible insult.

you're such an ass miner, that you've got enough corn to feed poland.

by vin. December 7, 2004

midnight miner

one who picks their nose in their sleep

he was great in bed but when we woke up I discovered he was a midnight miner

by rebelyid March 2, 2005

Misery tent

A very small and cramped office space consisting mainly of decent and fairly happy males but 1 bitter, beefy, vengeful, and menopausal female who creates a miserable work environment for all who enter said office space.

God, working here is like being in a misery tent!

by Who dat 62? December 26, 2011