Midget

A person who looks like an ant.

I stepped on my friend Julia unknowingly because she is a midget.

by aarondaelephanttipple June 19, 2018

Very small midget

Enzo

He is such a very small midget!!

by Screw you Enzo November 29, 2018

gay midget porn

Gay midget porn is one of the hottest things to happen on this earth. If you have never watched it go out and watch it now.

Jesus is not even as good as gay midget porn

by Mega Gay Midget Porn October 24, 2020

midget monkey

a tiny cunt. nazi. cant get pull for love nor money. nancy boy. girls best mate. black man features. tiny nob . fancys the fuck out of gobble. smells like shit. scaveneger. ugly. little dwarf arms. shit clothes. cant handle guiness. fancy a shag????. will fuck gobble. cries. ruins films. retard. looks like a monkey. scottish. cant remember the last time he got any. gay curly hair. says hurtful things to warwick wankers. racist. otc bummer.loves the army boys. mummys boy. smelly breath. skinny ripped. WILL FUCK MAXINE IN THIS LIFE OR THE NEXT

"that tiny smelly kid over there trying to mount that penguin is a midget monkey"

by GASH HOUNDZZZZZ March 23, 2009

Midget Pool Fight

The art of allowing a minimum of two midgets, aka members of the small community to fight in the deep end of a swimming pool without drowning.

(requiremets)
2 Normal People
2 Little People
Swimming Pool (deep end over 3 Feet)

Hey Malachy " grab that midget over there and Ill grab the other one, put them on your shoulder and ill do the same and lets have a midget pool fight, last person standing in the water wins"

by lawboffin March 28, 2009

midget muff

a small midget pussy aka the vagine.

Look Johnny she has a midget muff. Is it not the smallest bean you ever seen?

by Lil' Bean Muff January 1, 2009

Middy

a 1940's hairstyle still sported by pin-up lovers to this day. It is shorter in the front and tapers out to a longer length in the back, making it ideal for pin curl styles.

Lisa Freemont Street had her stylist give her a middy, and now she looks period authentic and sexy as all hell.

by SirenSelene October 24, 2011