Markling

(Verb)

1: Running to tabloids in an attempt to coerce your much younger, successful, half sibling who you are estranged from to invite you to their wedding.

2: Attempting to ride coattails of your much younger, successful, half sibling in order to become 'someone' but failing miserably and ending up drowning in debt

Zendaya's older half sister Markling her baby sis, what a loser!!
Tim Walz family Markling him, unbelievable!
Mariah Carey sister Markling her was outrageous!!

by SlicingAnApple March 21, 2025

Markled

The condition a once-successful person finds himself (or herself) in after having come in contact with/getting photographed with/appearing anywhere with Meghan Markle. The downfall of fame after sharing oxygen with Meghan Markle.

Poor Mindy Kahling. After she appeared on that Netflix flop with Meghan, her career took a nosedive. She totally got Markled.

by LastDanceSaver March 27, 2025

Markyposter

An internet user who engages in Markyposting, or posting about the relationship comedian Sam Hyde had with a 16 year-old girl named Marky when he was 29.

Usually used in a derogatory manner by Sam's fanbase against anyone who brings it up, but some Sam Hyde anti-fans identify with the label.

"Markyposters are so annoying. Separate the art from the artist and focus on the comedy. And technically it's ephebophilia anyway."
"I am a proud Markyposter. Sam Hyde is a pedophile! Yahoo!"

by Charls Carroll June 14, 2025

Marly Red

A Marlboro red

Also known as Marlies and M Reddas

Pans: hey man you want a Manny?

Scott: fuck off mate I picked up a black market pack of Marly reds

Marly Red

by Spuddy Bruv July 11, 2025

Marly

She don’t shower,smell like ass,nyc rat, no money,ugly,n can’t leave jeremy alone

U seen that marly girl?
Yeah she can’t leave jeremy alone

by bigdj3344 July 30, 2025

Marilyn Manson

A rock 'n' roll orgasm of the highest order.

"What have we learned today kids? EVERYONE GO FUCK THEMSELVES BUT MARILYN MANSON WHICH IS EVEN BETTER THAN FUCKING YOURSELF." - A Motherfucking Genius

by love_and_i_am September 29, 2025

lesbian marly

Lesbian Marley Is a girl who will have her own hand be swallowed by any guy who asks as long as you give her a condom to wear.

Man that girl is definitely a Lesbian Marly

by Naomi Kira October 16, 2019