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dump loser 

A alternative meaning for "dumb loser". First coined by Jumex, a world of warcraft player on the Alterac Mountains server, one of the biggest trolls to exist on the internet. He will call you a dump loser and if you say something back he will block you and say dump loser blocked.
Don't you mean dumb loser? No, you dump loser
dump loser by Aesorn October 19, 2013
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biggest Loser 

A program where you can watch Phat Americans (underweight compared to the USA average) engage in physical exercise. These people are 'helped' to lose weight but really they gain nothing and its just a show where you can laugh at fat people trying to run.
You know when you were in school and theres that obese kid everyone laps and is sweating at the end even though he didn't run any of it. Well its adults doing that.
Some guy passed out while walking on a episode of Biggest Loser. Thats really helping them lose weight showing that on fucking national TV.

Urban Dictionary Loser

The kind of person who doesn't really have any knowledge of slang - or life, for that matter - but insists on posting their "definitions" on this site. The content of their posting, no matter what the subject, ALWAYS refers to at least one, if not all, of the following:

1) A penis, or anything associated with penises, such as testicles, semen, urine or pubic hair. (this reference appears in just about every posting by the Loser, who will vehemently deny being gay, despite having an obvious and disturbing obsession with the penises of other men.)

2) A "hot" female, or any part of her body. The female's sole purpose is to inevitably get "fucked" or desired to be "fucked". The Loser cannot figure out any other use for a beautiful woman, and indeed, has no experience with beautiful women anyway. (Thinking about beautiful women is not encouraged since it only takes away from the precious time needed to consider the penises of other men.)

3) Anything related to beer (but not other forms of alcohol), professional sports, red meat, the military strength of the American Armed Forces, or anything else considered "manly" by the Loser.

4) The word Fuck, usually repeated many times and in many variations.
The Urban Dictionary Loser is typically a white, suburban teenager or 20-something, with little life experience who sits around in front of the TV, talking shit with his friends about how great he is. You know the one, he needs to constantly verbalize his desire to fuck every woman that comes on TV, is always right no matter what the subject is, and has a very high opinion of himself. In fact, it might even be you and that's why you're rating this thumbs down, because the truth hurts, doesn't it, you Urban Dictionary Loser!?!?
Urban Dictionary Loser by osibisa December 25, 2007

hey loser 

I really like you but to nervous to say it so can we just fuck?
Text: hey loser! (I wana fuck you)

Text: hey what's up you? (I know you want the D!)
hey loser by !the man! December 4, 2014

hulu-loser 

A person who doesn't watch live TV preferring to wait until the video-on-demand service hulu airs the program.

The antithesis of a real time chump
Matt's mom is a real hulu-loser; she can never discuss what was on last night because she has to wait until it's on hulu.
hulu-loser by TeaInTheMoment February 4, 2018

Myspace Loser 

People that have nothing better to do than write, talk and lie about themselves. The online epitome of selfishness. The domain of self-absorbed simpletons and expression of what is wrong with American youth - me me me look at me.
I have a myspace page look at it I'm a myspace loser!
Myspace Loser by p!atd moron September 4, 2006