Kitchen Scratcher

An untrained, unskilled, unsafe tattoo, "artist," that works out of their kitchen. Usually a friend of a friend who, "can do tattoos cheap."

Yo! Did you see that tattoo that Todd had done!? The lines look like Morse Code and it's infected! Fucking Kevin told him to go to that Kitchen Scratcher, Joey introduced him to!

by HOTDOGVNDR2108 April 30, 2024

KitchenRat

A women who plays video games that forgets her place

Your fucking useless you dumb KitchenRat, go make me a fucking sandwich.

by SoakALilCoke July 2, 2024

Kitchen Mother

A banned Japanese Anti-Drug PSA from 1982 that's considered to be the scariest, most disturbing Anti-Drug PSA ever to air on Japanese Television. It features a young boy crying next to his meth-addicted mother throughout the commercial.

Person 1: Holy shit man! What the fuck happened to you?
Person 2: Bro, Don't watch an 80s Japanese PSA called Kitchen Mother on YouTube... It will fuck you up for life...

by DuwangKaizer December 1, 2024

Kishen

Vantablack colored man who is racist towards his own kind, no game but pulls men and loves ice cream for some reason

dude my ex was such a kishen, he hoarded my ice cream supply while committing hate speech

by linuxbrony December 5, 2024

kitchen fairy

(noun):
Someone who quietly cleans the kitchen after everyone else has gone to bed. They wash the dishes, wipe the counters, take out the bins, clear out old food from the fridge, and leave everything neat and tidy for the next day.

"the flat is spotless, all my dishes i left to soak are washed and put away, it must've been the kitchen fairy"

by thebeans1973 December 11, 2024

Kitchen Sink It

Process in which you throw everything into something, a document, a list, a box of items, etc. then sort and weed it out later.

I don't know exactly what my boss wants, so It's better to just kitchen sink it for now and figure out what to keep in and what to get rid of latter.

by Patience Q Jones February 6, 2025

Kitchen Milk Dick

(KMD) - The penises natural state. A flaccid phallus with no expectation of being seen or interacted with.

I just saw Draven get out of the shower and he was rocking a total kitchen milk dick.

by Jack2748 March 22, 2025