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jonned

To be made to believe that somebody has a romantic or platonic attraction to oneself as a joke, usually to attack somebody's gullibiltity or unattractiveness.
1: "Dude! That girl does not really have a crush on you! She is just jonning you!"

2: "They are obviously faking being your friend, you are getting jonned!"
by SigmaMeal November 14, 2024
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Jon

Make plans that sound awesome and not follow through.
Adjective:“He was going to take me to his guy to get a tattoo for my birthday. That was last year. Something about this feels Jonnish.”

Verb: “ He said we are going to that awesome gay bar to do karaoke, I have really been practicing and everything! I hope he isn’t going to Jon me again”

(Antonym) JEN

A friend who follows through on fun things.

“Dude, of course we will go to the concert.” “She Jens, she doesn’t Jon”.
by Frosty75 February 15, 2019
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Tavak/Jon Ponds

The worst human being you have ever come across, they shower in cooking oil, they beg for helper, and cry when you give nix console access on infinity earth.
I do not want to talk to tavak/jon ponds, they are so annoying!
by Solus_OS January 22, 2022
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Bubby Jon

Bubby Jon's tend to be intelligent and fun, but they are mostly just racist, homophobic and sexist.
This guy on discord just won't stop complaining about women's suffrage, such a Bubby Jon.
by DeadMilkmenFan295 April 16, 2022
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big daddy jon

big daddy jon is a big badass that can call you baby boi when you pass him in the hall or at a Raider meet
big daddy jon helped me get over that 12 foot wall in december
by Baby Boi Brendan February 24, 2022
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Jon-luc

A Jon-luc is a person who gets too much attention but also is hilarious and kind to most anyone he meets.he is the god of cheez its and loves a good friend
He’s so funny he must be a jon-luc
by John Daniel May 11, 2019
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Jon

A niglet with a bigger dick than raan.
"Do you remember that little niglet raan? His dad jon is also a niglet, but his dick is way longer."
by Alex. Hamilton September 22, 2025
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