jeff yourself

1) Allowing the Game Master to use the suggestions of a player or players to screw them over in game.
2) Giving the Dungeon Master knowledge to help defeat or hurt the player.

Wizard: "I am going to cast mage ar... wait... Technically, my spell book got ruined after we got thrown into the River."
Cleric: "Damn it! Why did you have Jeff Yourself like that!"
DM: *Grins* "Roll a percentile to see how many pages were ruined."

by Daleo Star July 30, 2010

Jeff

The name used for only the best. ( most often killers)

Jeff killed 3 victims.

by Lavender the security guard July 9, 2016

Feeling Jeff

Used to describe a feeling of fatness, laziness, smelliness, hungriness, or just fat

Man am I feeling jeff today, i just ate two half pound burritos from taco bell

by Steady Miester Jr. July 22, 2009

jeffication

To crap your pants in fear.

jeffication: When that zombie jumped out I jefficated in my pants!

by unholyroller187 July 20, 2006

Jeff

Jeff is a caring soul, yes indeedy. He thinks he has tricks up his sleeve, but doesn't realize she had tricks he'd never seen before.

Don't y'all worry, Jeff was paid back 10 fold for everything he's ever done. For some odd reason, he keeps coming back for more though, ugh! I can only bitch slap him so many times...I think he secretly likes it. Sick bastard.

by p'dofftittytat October 2, 2011

jeff foxworthy

The worst comedian ever, who rapes all the children on are you smarter than a fifth grader. AND IS NOT SMARTER THAN A FIFTH GRADER!

"you know you're a redneck when your sister's your mom, and your grandma's your cousin and your neice"
Jeff Foxworthy

by A Silvz February 22, 2009

Jeff Kent

An Asshole Racist RedNeck who betrayed The San Francisco Giants to Play For The Sissy Ass Los Angeles Dodgers}

That Guy on The Reds almost pulled a Jeff Kent.

by Nick Cooper June 20, 2006