hand censor

When someone is caught naked and covers their breasts/pussy/dick with their hands.

Person 1: Barges into room without knocking (probably on purpose)
Person 2: Squeals and hand censors their genitals

by freddymcbob September 23, 2016

hand cardio

Mastrabation using hands

After coming home from her spin class Mary bolted to her room to do a furious session of hand cardio before her shower .

by All in July 2, 2016

hand needs butt

When you really need to grab some ass, you want your whole hand on that, your hand needs that ass

The amount of time is refrain myself from saying hand needs butt is crazy

by funnyshit101 November 12, 2016

Hand Rosenberg

When you're at work and can't leave your desk but you have to get off so you pull up close to the front of your desk and put your hand down your pants, and pull one off right there.

Yo Craig why'd you get fired? Man my boss reported me to HR for pulling a Hand Rosenberg to the new secretary!

by Vulture21 January 25, 2017

hand size

your chode penis size that all nathans have. your penises maximum boner length

"ohhh nathan let me see your hand size.."

"ew gross it's a fucking chode"

by ccg ohhh yea May 18, 2017

Hand-Burgler

1: When you are lying back slightly in your parked car on a nice summers day with the windows down, while eating a double cheeseburger and slowly begin to dose off and lye your cheese burger on your chest. Only then to be startled by a bum giving you a handjob with one hand to sooth you while attempting to steal the cheeseburger off your chest.

2: A person who is always overly hungry, so much so that they would steal someones food in reference to definition 1.

Hey man! Give me back my cheeseburger right now! Wait, get back here and finish what you started, you Hand-burgler!

by KooterStunna TeddyBear June 8, 2017

Hand friend

When you don't have any real friends, so you draw a face on your hand and move your thumb to make it talk, (or do other things) so you don't feel so lonely.

I got mad head last night from my hand friend.

by Dirty Claus October 19, 2017