Look at that golfbally, she has golfbally cheeks
by Blacc_cherries August 12, 2019
Get the Golfbally mug.Tyler: “have you heard that Jessica golf-carting Sean tonight”
Sam: “oh no, that will be hard for him”
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by MacGuyver August 19, 2019
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by DrGashingtons September 7, 2019
Get the Golfers Gooch mug.golf isn’t a sport
stfu to any one who thinks that hitting a tiny ball with a metal stick and then running after it is a sport
stfu to any one who thinks that hitting a tiny ball with a metal stick and then running after it is a sport
Jim: Did you see golf on the sports channel last night?
Mark: I heard the broadcaster made a mistake putting it there.
Mark: I heard the broadcaster made a mistake putting it there.
by pseudonyms are weird October 20, 2019
Get the golf mug.A sport which is mainly played by skinny privileged white boys who have severe nicotine addictions, low IQs, and are unathletic in every other sport. However, it is occasionally filled with handsome respectable boys who are simply forced by the boomers in their family to participate in the snooze fest of a sport.
“Didn’t you hear? He plays golf.”
“ Oh shit. Looks like he’s got a 99% chance of being an entitled asshole and a 1% chance of being perfect. Guess i’ll Hope for the 1%.”
“ Oh shit. Looks like he’s got a 99% chance of being an entitled asshole and a 1% chance of being perfect. Guess i’ll Hope for the 1%.”
by sheratesdogs January 10, 2020
Get the Golf mug.A name of a girl, a girl that is not so ordinary, she is a girl with beauty inside-out, that's not all. She has one of the most important thing in the world, she has a beautiful heart. She is something out of the box, she deserves to be loved more than she loves herself. She deserves the world. Love her above anything else.
by Winter_ January 29, 2020
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by Winter_ January 29, 2020
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