flat

As Flat as a kippers dick.

That woman has no boobs shes as flat as a kippers dick.

by Steve November 6, 2003

flat bottom boat

When a person lays on their back below a glass table; a second drops a hot dump on the glass for person one's viewing pleasure.

"That girl's back side is so hot, I wish she'd give me a flat bottom boat."

by 7 Suns February 13, 2008

flat busted

not sarah palin

"I may be broke, but at least I'm not flat busted."

by wrmac October 19, 2008

flat-chested

When a girl's chest is flatter than a board of wood

Damn, that girl is flat-chested!!!

by The Reaper of Life September 17, 2018

flat

1. adj. Under the influence of marijuana; high

Let's go get flat tonight.

by Church of Kaleb September 6, 2005

Flat out like a lizard drinkin

Rural Australian slang for
1. laying on one's stomach
2. asleep from being plastered, wasted, etc.
3. Worn out from hard yakka or work

1. The scrum left him flat out like a lizard drinkin.
2. Too much VB and Becky's flat out like a lizard drinkin.
3. *yawn* I'm flat out like a lizard drinkin

by Luke D Lorenz January 21, 2004

Flat get after it

Thought to have originated in France, this phrase is used when a homosexual male wants to have sex with another male. so, he tells him to get on his back in preparation for sex. Other countries use the phrase to refer to a female elephant in heat.

"Hey Sexy, flat get after it!"

by Justin Grahamn December 9, 2008