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Dirt farmer

literally meaning "a person who farms in the soil", Dirt farmer is slowly being popularized as the new "thing to say"
and can be used as a term similar to the word "sic". It can be used both positively or negatively.
(n)Don't spin that wheel too fast, Dirt farmer!

(v) Dirt farm or die!

(n)That test was total dirt farmage!

(n descripive) Quit being such a Dirt farmer!
by Haxolither December 20, 2007
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Farmer's Market

A term referring to the highly deviant sexual practice of blowing snot from both nostrils onto a partner's anus(This style of phlegm ejection commonly being called a farmer blow) and then using the resulting mess for lubrication during anal sex.
It was allergy season, and he was out of lube anyway, so Jason decided to go for the Farmer's Market.
by Clint Russell September 15, 2008
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spider farmer

1. A complete, total and somewhat creepy freak. They impart the mental image of someone lying down in their basement pre chewing bugs to feed one of the hundreds of spiders they keep as pets.

2. One who reminds you of a safe, benign version of Jame 'Buffalo Bill' Gumb from Silence of the Lambs, The (1991) - particularly in his collection of moths

3. A loser who rarely sees the light of day working on Rube Goldberg contraptions.
He’s a loser in a really odd way - there is just something really weird about that guy, he really is a spider farmer.
by finnadat May 24, 2004
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arse farmer

1_Someone with gay tendencies , that are normally very supppressed until he becomes stressed or impaired by alcohol.
2_Someone of lower intelligence that cannot handle stress or jibes, normally reverts to kicking boxes.
did you see Bob yesterday, when he got upset he carried on like such an arse farmer
by Mr Littler September 28, 2005
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Farmer Hands

Real short stubby fingers that has callouses all over. Very nice on the penis.
"Touch mah dick with them farmer hands!!"
by QueerBait6969420 January 3, 2017
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Fraser

Fraser is the biggest twink I’ve ever met.
by suckmycock3000 April 14, 2019
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cat farmer

A label in the airline hospitality industry, referring to female flight attendants who are older and considered past their youthful prime of beauty. Usually they have decades of service with their airline. This is mostly an American industry term, as foreign airlines usually limit stewardesses to a top age of 26.
Janis was trying to work the flight to Chicago, but she was trumped by that cat farmer Eileen, who has twenty years of service with the company.
by GilbertoV March 26, 2007
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