Elk island farmer

When two naked men/women take two pieces of raw meat (usually elk in this case) and engage in a battle using the meat to slap each others genitals.

Brad had a stressful day at work so he called up his friend Dave to play a friendly game of elk island farmer

by Canada rocks October 7, 2016

e-girl farmer

a guy (or a girl, I don't judge faggots) that has the tendencies to collect e-girls on steam, League of Legends, Overwatch, Twitter or whatever gay website e-girls use nowadays

yo BRo, Yo DUDe, I have farmed 2 Mercy mains today, and I met an autistic e-girl on CS:GO (the use of e-girl farmer as mentioned in this sentence, the subject farmed 3 e-girls, what a gamer)

by Animoocs October 16, 2019

Dick Farmer

One who goes through so much dick, it could be said that they farm dick. Thus, they are known as dick farmers. When a dick farmer goes through much more dick than expected, this is known as a bumper crop. A dick farmers crop can be reduced by such things as Crabs, Herpes, and other various STD's.

"the girl next door is such a dick farmer"
"Ben really has to stop farming soo much dick"

by Mike Giard May 4, 2007

Sausage Farmer

Noun: A gay male that originates from New England that enjoys surfing male porn.

Chris, (a.k.a - Meat) is such a Sausage Farmer!

by BMG68 January 28, 2009

alfalfa farmer

1. A rural inhabitant who has come to the city seeking prostitutes. 2. An unshophisticated John who is not particular about the gender or type of prostitute he employs. 3. A good-natured fellow just looking for a good time.

Definition derived from an infamous entry in the world sex guide (http://www.worldsexguide.org/mailbag.txt.html).

I'm an alfalfa farmer, and I don't care wether she was a man in the begging or not i get good head long slow fucking and swinging with a parner who dos not
abject that is all that count,s

by telephone July 22, 2008

skunk farmer

a friend who tries to get into the pants of a person you were married to or at least dated.

I had dated this girl for about 2 months. Things didn't work out but we remained friends. Her and I went out one night just for fun and one of my guy friends decided to tag along. After a night of partying, I new she was flirting with my friend, so i told him not to go there and that i would be pissed if he did. later that night, i woke to find them on my living room floor going at it. He's lucky i didn't beat him sensless. That kind of opprotunists is a SKUNK FARMER!

by jsonman November 8, 2007

basement farmer

Someone who grows their own weed, usually indoors.

#1: Dudeness, this weed is the bomb.
#2: It's nice to be a basement farmer.
#1: I'm in ur basement smokin ur weed.

by jevanyn January 13, 2010