pudge facker

Spoonerism of fudge packer (swap the first letter of each word).

'Round here, folks don' take kindly to yuh queer-boy pudge fackers.

by JohnGis January 20, 2009

shy girl facade

When a girl (typically a white, thin girl with a fringe) is high school gets away with stuff because they're quiet to teachers and asks stuff politely

Shy girl: excuse me, miss, is it okay if I do the test tomorrow at lunch? It's just, I've been ill (lie) and haven't had time to prepare, I'm sorry for the inconvenience.
Teacher: of course! No I totally understand
Other kids: ugh, I bet she's gonna cheat, just putting on a shy girl facade...
Shy girl: *proceeds to cheat on test*

by brovinki March 5, 2019

Facial Profiling

Assuming another's race or nationality based on their facial hair alone.

Please Jenny, just because he's got a Fu Manchu doesn't mean he's Chinese! You're totally facial profiling.

by jockomahoney September 1, 2012

180 FACIAL

WHEN PREPAIRING TO ADMINISTER A STANDARD FACIAL, TURN 180 DEGREES AND PROJECT A BOWEL MOVEMENT ON YOUR PARTNER.

I GAVE MY WIFE A 180 FACIAL FOR HER BIRTHDAY LAST YEAR, IT TOOK HER ALL WEEK TO CLEAN IT UP.

by CESAR RODRIGUEZ August 3, 2010

facially challenged

Brute ugly, minger, gimp like munter

'He's so facially challenged he must be a Celtic Supporter.'

by Johnny.Mc October 6, 2007

prima facial

1. (n) When a guy cums on a girl's face, and the girl makes a show of rubbing the cum around in order for it to marinate.

Yeah I totally gave that nappy blonde bitch a prima facial last night. She thinks it will soften her skin or something.

by Pompromp February 22, 2011

Mississippi Facial

A Mississippi Facial is when you are doing 69 with a girl standing up and right before you nut, you pull out and then quickly drop her head down under your ass and shit on her face, then pull her body up and spread the shit all over her face with your dick and balls. Then this part is optional (lay her on the ground and piss all over her face to wash the shit and cum off.) I think the name is self-explanatory

I gave Katie a Mississippi facial last week and her skin is glowing like an angel. She could use a shower though.

by thejake October 20, 2008