Mud-flapping

the process of getting shit on your shirt while wiping your ass

I had to change my shirt because my last one got caught in a mud-flapping accident.

by myrtle1994 April 22, 2020

Mud Flapping

Turning on the bidet as you begin to defecate, as apposed to afterwards.

Yo! I accidentally turned on the bidet too early. Guess Im going Mud Flapping

by Gary Inc. December 22, 2020

Cobb flopping

Punching one in the penis to inflict pain for joy

Dude I’m gonna go Cobb flopping around my work today

by Country tiger July 26, 2021

toppin floppin

When you pick up a piece of pizza or a nacho and the toppings are removed by gravity from your topping vessel.

Oh no! I picked up my slice of pizza and the damn thing drooped over and now my toppin floppin.

by anonymous March 17, 2022

Dobby Floppin

When you wear socks while having sex.

Dobby got socks, Dobby is Horny elf, Dobby Floppin with them.

I was dobby Floppin this girl last night, just in case I had to leave quick cause her dad got home.

by itsAttakk May 7, 2023

Don't twist my flippity flaps

When dick bags try to manipulate your words to make them come off differently.

Phandrew: "I can't hangout with the boys tomorrow, I'm going on a date with Jessica"
Philip: "You're saying you are going on a date because you don't want to hangout with us??"
Phandrew: "Don't twist my flippity flaps Philip!"

by SpaceyHawk220 January 7, 2018

flipping like a pan-fried trout

insomnia

I jerked off three times, took a valium and I was still flipping like a pan-fried trout all night.

by Stephanie June 5, 2003