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Sober As A Duck

when a person is as sober as you would expect a duck to be
millie- "im as sober as a duck"
everyone else- "wtf who says that"
by DarKnd March 27, 2022
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A duck!

What floats on water and weighs the same as a witch.
When asked by Sir Benomir, what also floats, King Authur exclaimed "A duck".
by Cosmicstargoat January 30, 2004
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biting the duck

When your about to be raped, and instead of allowing yourself to be raped, you offer to give your molester head, and biting his penis really hard instead. Then, grabing his balls, pulling and twisting them off and taking them home as a trophy.
Hey ma, look what I found after biting the duck!
by the 3 mungs March 6, 2009
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Ugly Duckling Syndrome

A situation in which a girl who used to be ugly before puberty becomes hot, but still, in her own mind, she thinks she is ugly.
Often referred to as U.D.S.
"Krista seriously can't take a compliment can she?"
"That's because she has Ugly Duckling Syndrome."
by Matt Pelton April 7, 2007
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duck

a person who looks so charismatic and put together but deep inside is actually stressing out. Just like a duck, looks so calm on the surface but if you look underwater they’re struggling to stay afloat.

first seen on a shane dawson conspiracy video early 2019

“when you see ducks, they’re so serene and so calm and they look like they don’t have a care in the world. They’re floating around and just trying to follow the crowd. but if you look just beneath the surface their legs are moving fast, they’re just trying to stay on the water, they’re panicking they can’t have your building they can’t pay for their houses, they spend all their money on gucci, the IRS is gonna come and they’re so desperate. So what do they do *fire starting noise*”
person 1: i’m sure a duck started the woolsey wildfire.
person 2: yeah me too, probably just did it for the insurance money

person 3: bet you $10 it’s paris hilton
by hehe♡ February 1, 2019
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Alabama Duck Call

The sound made by a chick gagging on a cock while giving head
Man, Ally gave the best Alabama Duck Call Last night
by Noongy June 11, 2011
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Baby-ducking

When your friends are just following you around doing exactly what you do like baby ducks behind the momma duck
These two friends of my have no life, they are always baby-ducking me all over the place.
by spideyninjaboss August 25, 2012
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