authur

Authur is great friend, he'll always be there for you. He never will back stab you. Authur is so funny and he won't fail at making you laugh. Authur is a amazing and one of a kind.

Authur: *tells joke*
Guy: Omg you're so funny

by Kooki_Li October 14, 2017

Arthur’s pleasure

The act of having someone pester you for sex until all viable excuses have fallen on deaf ears and you have to reluctantly go through with the filthy deed.

As demonstrated in the 1970s sitcom ‘On the Buses’ when Arthur’s wife Olive would make advances toward Arthur while he was busy watching television. She would have a face like a pigs ring piece and Arthur would end up having to satisfy her sexually despite him clearly being repulsed by the act.

I’m knackered today mate, my wife came in pissed up last night, stinking of kebabs and Prosecco, kept pestering me for a quick fuck so I ended up giving her Arthur’s Pleasure just to stop the ear ache and get some peace!

by Marty the Hat July 31, 2019

Author

A person who writes books, articles, documents etc.

Bedanta Chakrabarty is my favorite YA author.

by humblebrendon November 20, 2019

Arthur Morgan

The inventor of big dick energy. Whether he’s just sitting there existing or going out into town. He just oozes big dick energy.

“Arthur Morgan is my favorite character!”
“Agreed but your too obsessed..”
“No fuck you”

by Videogame bitchhh May 23, 2019

Arthur Morgan

The protagonist of Red Dead Redemption 2 and lead enforcer of Dutch's Gang AKA Dutch Van Der Linde Gang

Dutch Van Der Linde: Do you have my back?
Arthur Morgan: Always, Dutch.

Maybe when your mothers finished mourning your father, I'll keep her in black, on your behalf.

by RockstarGamesFan August 3, 2018

Arthur Morgan

Cool dude

You ever heard of Arthur Morgan? He's a cool dude

by Veiynoum2310 July 5, 2019

Arthur Kirkland

Arthur Kirkland is the human name of the character "England/UK/Great Britain" in Hetalia Axis Powers.

Arthur Kirkland is England's human name.

by Chibi Romano December 4, 2013