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Diarrhea bitch

A person who reneges on their promises, and actively conspires to sabotage your reputation behind your back. The typical diarrhea bitch will take a diarrhea shit in a public space and tell everyone it was you.

Melinda: Did hear you about Sharon?
Sarah: No. What?
Melinda: She's a diarrhea bitch. She stole all the food from the conference room and blamed it on Mikhail. Now he has to pay for everything!
Sarah: Wow. What a diarrhea bitch.

In reality it was actually Melinda who stole all the food from the conference room and blamed it on Mikhail. Ergo, Melinda is the true diarrhea bitch.
Janine was a massive diarrhea bitch when she stole $75 from Karen's purse and blamed it on Kyle.

Dakota is a massive diarrhea bitch for ghosting Jizelle at the mall when he promised to pick her up 6 hours ago.
by CHILIMONGER August 26, 2022
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diarrhea

A watery liquid solid brown or green thing that comes out of your ass
"Bro Jamal I have really bad DIARRHEA."

"Bro you should go see the doctor"
by Jitt tripping September 16, 2022
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diarrhea shart

when you need to fart and your diarrhea explodes everywhere
a: dude I diarrhea sharted yesterday
b: oh jesus

a: it was on the toilet tho so it didn’t go that wrong
b: oh ok
by insanae2hufan October 14, 2022
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diarrheatarded

an offensive term for those times when you have the shits so fuckin bad you shit your fuckin brains out and get all stupid and shit.

"Look guys, Grampa just ran out into the street with shit stains down his legs hollaring about how stoopid he is! I think he's totally diarrheatarded at this point lol"
"Look guys, Grampa just ran out into the street with shit stains down his legs hollaring about how stoopid he is! I think he's totally diarrheatarded at this point lol"
by pissant bulge March 21, 2023
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Diarrhean Cat

This cat breed is beautiful to look at but don’t be fooled. They will leave you a present that you will have to clean up.
O geez the Diarrhean cat was on my bed again
by Joe man April 30, 2023
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diarrhea fleshlight

When your partner has a watery stool sample set to go to the lab and you just can’t let it go without copulating in it.
My girl had the persistent squirts and at the doctor’s request prepared a very loose stool sample for submission to the lab. I couldn’t let it ship without getting a Diarrhea Fleshlight out of it first.
by Avenging Narwhal May 12, 2023
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diarrheaed

The act of ejecting diarrhea
My Great Dane diarrheaed up my Smart Cat
by Goosey7775 May 17, 2023
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