the colonel

A man whose goal in life is to discipline students. Often known to wear aviators and appear suddenly around corners.

The colonel suspended the shit out of Joseph.

by Bertrand McNally December 28, 2005

Bagdad Colonic

To place mentos up your shitter followed by a direct diet coke injection resulting in explosive colon clensing results.

Man that dump i just took felt like a Bagdad Colonic

by Spirondopolous June 20, 2008

pour une colonie de lepre, votre pays est tout a fait plaisant.

French -

I THINK...Your Country Is Quite Nice As Far As Leprocy Colonies Go

by Afgan Stan May 14, 2004

colonel

Kentucky Fried Chicken or KFC fast food joint; after its deceased mascot, Col. Harlan Sanders

I'm so hungry! Let's go see the Colonel!"

by Cornholio October 30, 2003

cojone

testicals, balls, nuts

Hey lets see who has bigger cojone amigo!

pronouced; co-ho-nez

by Chrissterfer January 11, 2008

Coconut

A black man who acts white. Example: Like the fruit a coconut is brown on the outside, yet white on the inside.

Man, that nigga right there is a coconut, his ass might as well be white.

by Chris Fago December 28, 2003

swollen colon

When your asshole is inflamed, torn, & bleeding profusely due to many rigorous anal fucks by multitudes of men.

That bitch sure does have a swollen colon, after all she just got clusterfucked by a dozen dudes.

by sikwill October 20, 2005