Claire

Punk

Claire is such a punk she’s a punk

by #B1u3collar_87 November 18, 2019

chair yo' ass

An imperitive statement giving someone directions to sit down.

Chair yo' ass because we are about to have a long conversation on stem cell research.

by GQ December 3, 2003

Chair 37

To be in a difficult situation, i.e.: hanging with your ass/junk out in the open through no fault of your own. Being made vulnerable.

Derived from the anonymous 48-year old skier who fell through Chair 37 on the Skyline Express ski lift at Vail, losing his pants and dangling upside-down and bare-assed on January 1, 2009.

When that dumb ass Greg didn't get me the reports I needed for the meeting, he really put me in chair 37.

by kajoe January 8, 2009

Chair spinner

A worker who watches the clock eagerly awaiting quitting time.

A person comes into work and doesn't really work, but pretends to work while waiting until the end of the business day. Spins chair to make time progess a little faster, so therefore called "Chair spinner".

by nonchairspinner August 31, 2013

high chair

a stunt performed on a crotch rocket where you place your legs between your arms and over the windshield, while sitting on the tank... it feels like you are in a high chair, hence the name... dangerous to the novice...

did you see that wicked ass high chair i pulled?

by Jesters Deadd November 12, 2005

swivel chair

Objects of mass destruction.

You're standing on a swivel chair to change a light bulb when all of the sudden you hear a loud noise. You quickly turn, the light bulb falls and breaks, then you fall on the broken glass while destroying some other furniture and valuable objects along the way.

by Super Swanky Burgers September 28, 2010

leather chair ottoman stick ride

the male sits in somewhat of a laying motion on a leather chair with a leather ottoman approximately 1 to 2 feet away....the male rests his legs up on the ottoman while the female strattles his cock standing in between the chair and ottoman....she hops on to the stick, and rides as she pleases, possessing the most tremendous orgasm of her life.

me and this girl did the leather chair ottoman stick ride once and she moaned like a dying squirrel.

by Jack Growlithe April 23, 2011