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crusty nut

A long lost tissue or any tissue-like object used for sanitizing male genitalia after ejaculating
Davon cleaned his whole room after discovering that his mom plans to clean the whole house. He was aware that crusty nuts might be discovered in the process.
by StanLied March 12, 2017
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Crusty weave

Crusty weave ass hoe
A bitch who has raggedy, filthy, dusty, toe up, and nappy ass weave(fake ass hair)
Person 1: I seen sharea at the store yesterday.

Person 2: Man fuck that crusty weave ass hoe.
by KingKid789 May 30, 2017
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crusty nips

when you get your nips pierced and they start to crust over with scabs and look minging , normally girls called Jessica frankland have this problem.
Rebecca: hey girl why do you have your hands down your top?
Jess: oh I have crusty nips so I pick them so they aren't scabby anymore
by bexxmay101 January 8, 2018
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crusty ewok

When you go to a girl's childhood home, beat off in her room, and cum in her old teddy bear.
I snuck into Becky's parents' house and gave her a crusty ewok because she pissed me off
by Hurricane_Heimbach March 13, 2018
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craftymatic

When you’re home sick in bed for several days and you start using pillows to create a DIY Craftmatic Adjustable Bed.
I used ever pillow in the house, including the dog beds, and I still can’t find a comfortable position for my DIY CRAFTYMatic bed.
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Crusty Sleeve

When your best boy pisses you off so you go into his room when he's not home and you nut all his tube socks so they form a white crusty nasty looking ass sleeve that can't Flex for nothing so he can't wear them looking like drywall looking asses
"Boy, you pissed me the fuck off you better not leave your house or I'm going to give you some crusty sleeves."
by BigDiddyWillie May 23, 2018
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Crusty Jebus

A new strain of highly contagious fast acting STI, consisting of dried mucus around the genitalia. Very commonly spread in party’s set in the 80s.
Johnny gave Sandy his crusty jebus last night
by Hugh_jackmeoff October 7, 2018
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