Reverse Boat

Found in most common households. To many people, it is called a bathtub.

Friend 1: Hey, have you ever used a bath-bomb?
Friend 2: For what?
Friend 3: You know for the bath!
Friend 2: Oh, you mean a Reverse Boat?
Friend 1 & 3: What is a Reverse Boat?

by A gremlin and a crackhead December 21, 2019

boat fly

A girl or woman that hangs around bars and restaurants where wealthy men dock their boats—hoping to score a “Captain!”

I hate this place on the 4th of July, every boat fly in town is here!

by dbm.93 May 26, 2019

gloat boat

A situation where somebody dwells on success.

I'm on my gloat boat over my baseball team winning a big game.

by Ereck Flowers May 29, 2019

Bug-boating

To cause harm to a person, animal, or thing with disruptive movements of one's body while said one is sleeping.

Matt was spinning around, flailing, and bug-boating all night on the couch and broke my bong that was sitting on the coffee table! How did he not wake up?!!!

by Buttermir February 13, 2020

boat waffle

A dick head. Probably named Mark Zuckerberg and verses in stealing other people's shit

Don't be a zuckerberg! Fuck you bro! Your mom's the boat waffle😂

by BradmfknBrad June 30, 2020

Shrimp boat

Blowing of ones nose through one nostril holding the other nostril closed with ones index finger also as an aid in aiming the snot and booger spray.

I shrimp boated a giant booger on the door handle.

by 666Ryder666 September 21, 2021

Missed The Boat

To not take advantage of something in time.

When Jerry turned down the promotion, he soon discovered that he really missed the boat.

by Ubeenbamboozledson August 4, 2021