Sticky Beach

The art of dipping a woman in glue and then proceeding to throw her grandpa’s ashes on her

She kept pissing me off so I made her into a sticky beach

by hitlersashes January 23, 2020

Beached-Whale

A really massive person which the wear a white tank top and short jeans and red flip flops and they have their bellies hanging out of there tank tops. The BEACHED-WHALES usually have big belly and a large gut and an obseaningly large buttocks.

You look like a BEACHED-WHALE.

by NighthawkZ Boi February 6, 2020

Dog on the beach

Code word for "You have a booger hanging out of your nose."

Bro, you have a dog on the beach. Thanks man, that booger would have stayed there all night!

by KrystalGlass February 8, 2020

homeless beaches

A group of the most amazing, trendy, coolest, funniest, and sweetest girls you'll ever meet! They meet up every Friday to have a "homeless Friday" and ride around the country club in the most wack clothes.

Last night I woke up to a loud noise, I think it might've been the homeless beaches riding around!

by carablanna April 24, 2020

The Beach Effect

The lapse in perception that makes girls appear sexier on the beach. It’s a combination of the little clothing, sunlight and other aspects of the environment that make them appear at least one/two points (out of ten) more attractive.

I met an Indian chick on the beach in Mexico and I thought she looked good. When we met up later that night to hang out she dropped from a 6 to a 4. Must have been the beach effect.

by nonamericanwomenonly September 13, 2022

Yorkshire Beaches

it means seggs. Its a northern saying a bit like Netflix and chill.

Girl: Mom im going to visit some Yorkshire beaches
Mom: Okay have a nice time sweetie
Boy: ready to fuck?

by mymanbojo March 22, 2022

Beach dick

A state of partial erection about midway between limp and ragingly hard, suitable for an appearance at a nude beach.

A proper state of “beach dick” is hard enough that you don’t look like you have a tiny penis in public, while also soft enough not to cause alarm and make anyone uncomfortable by looking like a creep with a raging boner from staring at naked people. Especially helpful for those “grower not a shower” wangs.

I had no idea this was going to be a nude beach!! Give me a minute, I need to focus. If I’m getting naked in public I’ll have to get to just the right level of beach dick, not too hard, not too soft!

by Chocolate bardonkey October 3, 2021