battered rat

slang term for female genetalia that resembles a rodent that has been kicked down an alley

"that girl i got last night took her thong off and out jumped a battered rat"

by missfarahk October 20, 2008

Batteries Donahue

A boy who is mentally disabled, enjoys bananas and cargo shorts, and is obsessed with the film Congo.

Batteries Donahue: One time i was dream about finding diamonds in the congo because of congo and i sat down wrong on my balls which turned out to be my Amy action figure which forced my body to evacuate all the poop i had stored up and then i went to my room and cried.

Carlos: Can't you see i'm Alabama logjamming your mom kid, beat it.

by Batteries Donahue November 29, 2009

Battenburging

Verb-comes from the popular yellow and pink cake. Shoving battenburg cake up someone's anus. Can be for sexual pleasure or simply a solution for disposing of left over cake.
Can also be interpreted as a threat.

"Hey Donny, if you don't gimme my money by thursday imma sneak into your house and battenburg you! D'ya hear?!"
or
Guy to girlfriend "hey baby, this may be a little weird but would you be into battenburging?"

by LabiaMcRash April 2, 2012

Basted

When you empty a truck load of semen into her vag. Much to the same effect one sees when basting a turkey.

"Bro, I totally basted this chick last night, I could fill a mason jar with how much I came."

by Vampectits October 1, 2016

Batter

This term used when you are going to “fuck someone up” so hard that they cannot sit onself down for many months.
This term can also be used when you will fuck someone hard during sexual intercourse.

Harry said to James: “I’m going to batter you. Then I’ll batter yer mam”

by Momo456 December 18, 2018

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by Nasim akhtar January 22, 2019

batter spatter

When a man is attempting to sew his seeds but not get his wife pregnant

Wife: Honey, I’m hungry. Can you make me some breakfast.

Husband: Sure! What would you like?

Wife: Ooh! Something with your famous batter spatter…

Husband: ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

by ITS_GOOD_FOR_YOU March 5, 2022