balloon juice

Same as balloonjuice

What a load of balloon juice!

by Chad December 7, 2003

balloonophile

one who molests balloons.

dude, stop being a balloonophile!

by stephahoee July 6, 2008

popping my balloon

When scratching or poking at an anus, the protruding object releases held in gas.

When getting my prostate exam the doctor came close to popping my balloon

by mdiesel2010 January 2, 2010

hot cum balloon

The bubble that forms around the top of a cup after a guy has ejaculated his semen into the cup and then put the cup into the microwave for a minute or so. The guy usually then takes the cup out of the microwave and pops the bubble with his erect penis which causes a blast of warm air to be shot into his genital region.

After having sex with the snowman I made, I decided to make a hot cum balloon with some semen I had stored in the fridge so I could pop the bubble with my erect penis and thaw out my frosty shaft.

by cantbetheking November 7, 2013

balloongate

Refering to the controversial result of a 4th round FA cup match between Premier League side Manchester City and Championship side Sheffield United. Sheffield won the game after a Manchester City defender Michael Ball was distracted by balloons on the pitch, allowing Sheffield to score.

"Aw man can you believe City lost today?"
"Yeah but did you see that beach-ball on the pitch? It was like balloongate all over again"

by pseudopseudonym11111 February 18, 2008

balloon twisting

Balloon twisting is when clowns use otherwise shapeless balloons of various colors to construct amusing and somewhat abstract sculptures representative of animals or other common objects.

I hired a clown to do some balloon twisting. He twisted them so hard.

by severaltimes July 19, 2010

balloon condom

A person whose penis is so small that he has to use a balloon instead of a condom
Can be used as a noun as well as an adjective

"So tell me Jane, how was your date night with Tim last night?"
"Who Tim?! pft... that guy's such a balloon condom! I spent the rest of the night in the restroom with my dildo"

by F-Bomb Thiru May 2, 2017