A type of jean short, usually self-cut. MUST be made out of tight jeans (usually girls jeans or tight fitting mens jeans) Worn by men and hipster girls alike, awkward shorts are the awkward length that are not quite capris, but not quite short shorts. At least partially covers knee or flirts dangerously with exposing the whole knee, the amount of coverage depends on how 'hip' you are, without exposing the delicate balance (too short and they will just be jorts )
Often features uneven cutting techniques or totally uneven leg lengths (usually rolled up a notch or frayed to hide this) and should be worn with an American Apparel V neck, or, with knees exposed, a Deep V.
Often features uneven cutting techniques or totally uneven leg lengths (usually rolled up a notch or frayed to hide this) and should be worn with an American Apparel V neck, or, with knees exposed, a Deep V.
It's so hot out. Look at all these kids walking around in awkward shorts! They got their ray bans from a thrift store. I wonder how old that jersey is...
Guy: I stole my girlfriends pants but they were too short on me so I cut them and made these awkward shorts.
Guy: I stole my girlfriends pants but they were too short on me so I cut them and made these awkward shorts.
by sn4pify April 15, 2010
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First Guy: "Then, Tommy's friend just popped up out of nowhere and started listening to our conversation, no idea how long he was standing there."
Second Guy: "Then he disappeared next time you looked over?"
First Guy:"Yeah, how did you know?"
Second Guy: "He's an Awkward Ninja"
Second Guy: "Then he disappeared next time you looked over?"
First Guy:"Yeah, how did you know?"
Second Guy: "He's an Awkward Ninja"
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Girl 1: I'm getting brand new tapers! I'm so excited! -Shakes other girl violently-
Girl 2: Umm, have fun with your Awkward Excitement.... -backs away slowly-
Girl 2: Umm, have fun with your Awkward Excitement.... -backs away slowly-
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Get the Awkward Joanna mug.Displays an inability to interact because the person or being does not know how to interact. They wish to
interact with others but do not know what to do or how to behave.
Standing there like an inanimate awkward Pineapple.
interact with others but do not know what to do or how to behave.
Standing there like an inanimate awkward Pineapple.
Guy 1 - "Hey, those two girls look like they want to talk to us"
Guy 2 - "Yeah! But they're being such Awkward Pineapples"
Guy 2 - "Yeah! But they're being such Awkward Pineapples"
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