Autocorrekt

When you are typing, and your device's autocorrect system completely fucks up your sentence and ruins your day. Gets out of hand sometimes!

Friend: "Hey man! What are you doing?"

You: *Replies* "Hey! I am chicken doing and yes."

Friend: *Replies* "What?"

"Sorry bro, I got autocorrekt..."

by ExoticCars247 May 29, 2015

drunken autopilot

a cognitive state in which you act without self-awareness or restraint as a result of drinking many alcoholic beverages;

"she went thru Sunday on drunken autopilot"; "Her fell down some stairs last night. Her knows better than to drunken autopilot alone"

by dfro May 5, 2006

Autogasm

An orgasm caused by seeing a very nice automobile.

Car: *vroooooooooooooom*
Man: "Oh godd." *ahhhh* "Autogasm" *ahhhuhh*

by Dave Rowe January 23, 2009

autoralnecrofecophiliac

An individual who masturbates feverishly while crapping into the mouth of a deceased person.

Dude, I hear that Charlie Sheen is an autoralnecrofecophiliac. Yeah. I hear that too. I heard that after Osama bin Laden was killed, Charlie Sheen crapped into his mouth while masturbating feverishly.

by Sick Bastard 1234 June 10, 2011

Autoerotic Mummification

Autoerotic Mummification is from the Showtime T.V. show, Dexter (Season 5). A great fucking show, by the way. It's when someone wraps themselves in plastic as if they were a mummy and chokes themselves while masturbating.

"Autoerotic mummification is getting very popular amongst middle-aged men."

"Autoerotic mummification, while great fun can also be very dangerous. It's the leading cause of death for men 15-55 in Japan."

by Leonard L. Church. September 26, 2012

Damn you autocorrect!

The exclamation you commonly make when the autocorrect feature in your phone maliciously decides to "correct" your text message spelling in the worst way possible.

Popularised on damnyouautocorrect.com

> Wanna come over for lunch?
# No thanks, I'm so full, I just ate two foot-long hot dongs.
> I bet you just gobbled those right up!
# Damn you autocorrect!!

by Trixtah December 4, 2010

Autosexual

A person who doesn't experience sexual attraction to others. People who identify as autosexual prefer being intimate with themselves eg: masturbating instead of being intimate with a partner.

M: Do you wanna hook up tonight?
Autosexual: No thank you. I have plans tonight *goes home and masturbates*

by Shrek's monsterous bean October 11, 2017