douche barrel

An extra-large douchebag; someone who is being more of a dick or a jerk than a regular-size douchebag, but is just barely below the level of being a stupid fucker.

Hey, turns out that kid from Illinois stopped taking his meds because he believed that douche barrel Tom Cruise about evil psychiatrists controlling the world through medication. Thanks, Tom!

by Greenbag February 17, 2008

Douche llama

Another name which can be used to describe the general psychological state of the masses (also known as sheeple, sleep walkers, the herd, etc. ). Douche llamas wander aimlessly through life without much thought or concern in regards to how they are spending that life. They are not able to think for themselves, are generally quite boring and uninteresting to socialize with, but at the very least, douche llamas CAN be good for a hump or two... Sometimes even 3...but a 3 hump douche llama is as hard to find as a 4 leaf clover, so are few and far between.

Llamas dont have humps... Thats a camel. What a douche llama!! Wonder what a llama toe looks like?

by Seanonamous October 23, 2017

Douche Credits

Related to karma. People like to believe that when you do something kind and generous you will be rewarded. Similarly, if you've been a real douche (asshole) they believe that karma will cum and thrust his big black dick into your mouth. And CUM again. So what hapens when we get CUM all over our new sweaters without having done anything to deserve it? Thats when you get a douche credit. This means you've already been punished for your future wrongs, so basically a douche credit is a get out of jail free card which you show to karma when you do something bad.

Person A: Fuck dude, why did you just beat the shit out of that helpless grandma and break an egg on that jew's head?
Person B: I have douche credits and I'm gonna use them all! Biatch! Asshole!

(Person B gets hit by a car)
Person A: Fucking idiot.

by That Douche Dude June 22, 2009

Douche Kanoodler

A douche kanoodler is someone so douchey that their douchiness screams I'm a douche. A douche kanoodler cheats on his girlfriends multiple times a day. Douche kanoodlers suck at life so bad their douchiness stinks up everything around them.

Dude your beyond an ass douche your a douche kanoodler

by lizzchick September 16, 2011

douche and run

Entering a drug store, using a douche off the shelf, in the aisle, and leaving, without paying.

"The prostitutes like to douche and run at the Walgreens on MLK."

by PJSINSANE November 16, 2013

douch-it-out

When two or more guys do douchy things to eachother over and over. Usually over something dumb that happened a long time ago.

GUY A loses a bet to GUY B and doesn't follow through with his end of the deal. GUY B proceeds to call him an asshole and takes a dump on GUY A's porch. GUY A retaliates by smashing GUY B's window.So on and so forth.

GUY C: "What's going on between them, I thought they were best friends?"

GUY D: "Oh they douch-it-out all the time. But I think it's gonna end soon cuz the big fight is tomorrow and they both got tickets to go.

by Oswaldo Rodriguez November 15, 2009

Douche Block

1.An all-out quelling of one's attempt to talk to a lady friend, dealt by an extreme faggot that usually iniates the block with a swift punch to the scrotum. This exceeds the level of a cockblock.

2.A bit of hardened residue left in a douchebag's drainage valve that allows the vaginal excriment to form to or more streams as it slops out.

"Yeah I was making a good conversation with a stocked babe, and then JB runs up out of jealousy and hammers my nutsack. Such a douche block.

*With an educated english accent: "Oy! There seems to be a douche blockage seperating the excriment into these assorted bowls."

by wilynilystoleyourbili March 27, 2009