when i was a lad i ate four dozen eggs

a lyric in the son gaston from beauty in the beast that some people remix

P1: How are you so fit?

P2: not to toot my own horn but when i was a lad i ate four dozen eggs every morning to help me get large

P1: oh ok

by The Ranting Kid Rants May 5, 2018

when you try so hard but you don't succseed

Because you don't know how to spell succeed!

I can't spell succeed! See, When you try so hard but you don't succseed!

by eeee2324 December 8, 2016

Blowing out the candle, when your house is on fire

Focusing on a less relevant or less important task when something major needs to be done.

Delaying the inevitable

Sarah: "Isn't you final year project due in for tomorrow?"
Robert:....yeah
Sarah" Then why aren't you working on it?"
Robert: "I'm checking UrbanDictionary..for a laugh"
Sarah:" You have to stop blowing out the candle, when your house is on fire dude"
Robert: "What does that mean?"
Sarah: "Check it on Urban Dictionary"
INSERT VICIOUS CYCLE

by hungryangrybill March 16, 2011

I remember when I had my first beer.

A sentence said when one is acting very immature to the point of extreme annoyance, as in how a young person may act when they have their first alcoholic beverage. Can also be said to somebody who is acting irritatingly foolish when drinking, or to a lightweight at drinking. Taken from a line Will Ferrell says to John C. Reilly in the comedy "Step Brothers".

1. Guy 1: "Dude, that Coors Light is gettin' to me!"

Guy 2: "Yeeeeah, I remember when I had my first beer..."

2. Guy 1: "You're such a butthead."

Guy 2: "Wow. I remember when I had my first beer."

by MarlboroMan23 November 11, 2009

I hate it when people take advantage of my kindness

Not realizing that they need me more than I need them most the time.

I hate it when people take advantage of my kindness.

by Zatarain’s Root Beer Drinker December 18, 2020

When life gives you assholes...you make lemonade

Life rarely gives you lemons but assholes are given aplenty. So this would be the more accurate version of the old saying.

A: That was really classy how you solved that argument with your boss.

B: Yep I had to, I had to be the bigger person you know despite ogf him being an asshole. You know "When life gives you assholes...you make lemonade"

by Cont78 March 29, 2010

Don't throw rocks when you live in a stone house

It means you're being a douche who brags.

Yes Steve, but don't throw rocks when you live in a stone house.

by B Talented April 28, 2011