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weiner

to go up to something/someone and put your weiner on them/it and yell weiner
I'm gunna weiner you if u dont shut up.
by dushon mandick June 5, 2008
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true weezer fan

a fan of weezer not having to love all their albums. but liking them.
the blue album and pinkerton rock my socks, the green album and maladroit need some work
by me February 5, 2005
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max weiner

a jack ass who thinks he is the shit

NEWS FLASH MAX...you are not

no matter how much money you pay, you will never EVER get head; and yes you WILL die a virgin

no one likes you; get over yourself and leave the touching of your dick to yourself...PLEASE
a jackass with no life and with a tiiiinyy ass dick
by 4YOURinfo April 1, 2005
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weinerpaint

The excrement ejaculated from the male genitalia.
Synonym for 'semen'
Antonym for 'butt'
I slapped a hunk of weinerpaint on Sally's face.
by Tony Montana April 10, 2003
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Weiner-Pop

A term used to describe when someone is acting like a childish boob.
Friend 1: Look at John the way he's walking around the bar.

Friend 2: Mo man looks like a Weiner-Pop the way he's following around those girls.

Friend 1: Yea, they're whales too. He needs to get his act together.
by Ricky Slapshot May 9, 2010
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weiner cousins

some dumb ass term from colorado meaning 2 guys had sex with the same girl
oh you fucked Ellie? me too, were weiner cousins now!
by sdogg4life March 22, 2017
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POUND WEINER

A weiner that is forced any place
Britney is familiar with a pound weiner
by Dr. Knockers December 3, 2007
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