weiner

A sloppy spelling of wiener.

"The preferred spelling of "weiner" is W-I-E-N-E-R. Although E-I is an acceptable ethnic variant." - Martin Prince

by LoreSka April 2, 2020

Weiner

A badass that randomly gropes co-workers for no good reason.

Ian is such a /weiner/ he just gropped Kyles ass again.

by PorkSloshauge November 17, 2022

Toxic Weiner

A way to refer to a group of male exes.

Oh my exes, they're toxic weiners

by Dr. Delarney November 21, 2023

Wonder Weiner Wednesday

A magical weekly event celebrating the super hero Wonder Woman along with the mystical-ness of hotdogs!! Usually celebrated in the wearing of wonder woman and hotdog paraphernalia such as hotdog socks, wonder weiner t-shirts etc.

Related to The Flash Fridays and Marvel Mondays..

Person A: Happy Wonder Weiner Wednesday!!!!
Person B: Thanks Bro!! Happy Wonder Weiner Wednesday to you too!

by not-voldemort December 11, 2017

Weiner Wacking

When a male tapes a razor blade to his penis and spins it in a circular motion to trip the pubes of a female.

Maddy needed help so I showed her my Weiner Wacking skills.

by Brdmn68 June 2, 2018

word weiner

When someone or something is difficult or problematic.

God this is such a word weiner right now!

by weinerfan October 9, 2024

fartnals weiner

a play on the phrase "finals week" but if it was funny and didn't suck balls

"hey bro have you started studying for finals week"
"more like fartnals weiner fuck school I don't care"

by whalesharkluver April 30, 2024