A combination of Utah and Retard. Usually designated for Utah's notoriously bad drivers (or Mormons), Utards learned to drive on a tractor that doesn't have blinkers, mirrors or go above 30 mph (in the fast lane).
That dude drives like a fucking Utard. Partying with Utards is boring; all they do is read scriptures and eat jello.
by Incogitatus April 6, 2008
Get the utard mug.The ability all women have to force their will upon men. With these powers, women are able to get free drinks, convince men to watch "The Notebook", and other various nefarious things. It is believed that this power stems from the uterus.
Man 1: "Sorry, dude, can't go out tonight. The girlfriend and I are staying in to watch Dancing with the Stars"
Man 2: "She used her uterus powers on you, huh?"
Man 1: "... yeah"
Man 2: "She used her uterus powers on you, huh?"
Man 1: "... yeah"
by kelweaver September 13, 2007
Get the Uterus Powers mug.Verb used to describe the action that a uterus takes to accomodate a large member by scooting backwards. The member in this situation is the "uterscooter."
by Laurelbridge Dunkmothers August 28, 2008
Get the utescoot mug.UTSA (The University of Texas at San Antonio) is a top national research institution in the country. Ranked 1st in Cyber Security and being a hub for Science and Technology in the heart of Texas it also boasts an amazing student life accompanied by Division 1 Athletics which includes the best college football startup in history.
UTSA is ranked one of the Top Universities under 50 by Times Higher Education, ranked among the top 100 universities in the United States and among the top 400 in the world according to the Times Higher Education World University Rankings as well. UTSA also ranks No. 75 among U.S. public academic institutions and No. 448 overall in its 2018 Best Global Universities rankings by US News And World Report. There are many more rankings but we do not have time to list them all.
UTSA is ranked one of the Top Universities under 50 by Times Higher Education, ranked among the top 100 universities in the United States and among the top 400 in the world according to the Times Higher Education World University Rankings as well. UTSA also ranks No. 75 among U.S. public academic institutions and No. 448 overall in its 2018 Best Global Universities rankings by US News And World Report. There are many more rankings but we do not have time to list them all.
I GOT INTO UTSA! Thank God, I thought I was going to have to settle for that shit school in San Marcos...Texas State.
by afellowtexan December 17, 2018
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That car that just hit the tree is uttered
This blunts gonna get us uttered
Yo he uttered his face when he fell off the bike
That car that just hit the tree is uttered
This blunts gonna get us uttered
Yo he uttered his face when he fell off the bike
by Chuck McConnell June 28, 2006
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While sometimes regarded as the Christian Jay-Z, his thought-provoking, life-altering lyrical skills and dedication to Christ have set him apart in his own right. People can and will be saved by listening to the gospel message contained in his records.
While sometimes regarded as the Christian Jay-Z, his thought-provoking, life-altering lyrical skills and dedication to Christ have set him apart in his own right. People can and will be saved by listening to the gospel message contained in his records.
Whassup? Did you cop dat new album by Da' T.R.U.T.H. entitled "The Faith?"
- Yeah...I didn't know he had skillz like dat. My man is really preachin' truth on that joint
- Yeah...I didn't know he had skillz like dat. My man is really preachin' truth on that joint
by Kingdom o heaven August 15, 2006
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