A Slipper Turtle is when a man is very bored with sex, and just wants to end it. The man will be looking for a way out, to end the sex and just get out of the situation. Keep in mind however, they must be performing anal sex with the girl. He will act as though he is close to a climax, and inside of ejaculation inside of her, he will urinate inside her anus. The phrase has to do with later in the day\evening when the female must perform a bowl movement. The urine will make the movement slippery, and the movement is referred to as a 'turtle'.
by Burn Down Horizon. October 04, 2009
A dry, muffled fart that is so slow to offend the senses that the culprit of said turtle fart can maintain innocence under the most scrutinizing victims.
Had a company climate meeting today and I slipped such a gnarly turtle fart that the only person to smell it was the secretary cleaning up the room an hour after the meeting adjourned.
by Murf Turds January 02, 2018
An uncircumcised penis after anal sex.
by HW2019 May 25, 2019
when you hold in your poop but it comes out a tiny bit. your butt is like the shell of a turtle and the poop is the head
by turtledude September 21, 2013
by DDeathlonger January 02, 2016
1)Rubbing upagainst a member of the opposite sex and cooing.
2) A term hillbillys use for making love.
3) Growing a pair of wings and flying out from a bush
2) A term hillbillys use for making love.
3) Growing a pair of wings and flying out from a bush
I turtle dove last night right in boyfriend's bed.
Let's go turtle dovin' in the woods and eat some beef jerky.
A turtle dove yesterday from my home and ended up ontop of a roof.
Let's go turtle dovin' in the woods and eat some beef jerky.
A turtle dove yesterday from my home and ended up ontop of a roof.
by JET Money November 30, 2007
Yo Ragz, I be up on that street smokin a swishie and some motha fucka drives by an starts slingin turtles.
by Dakilla January 23, 2007