Tonsil hockey

Icky yucky mouth to mouth sex for people who don’t want/can’t have actual sex. You lubricate each others’ tongues nice and slimy with your own tongue and make annoying noises. Also if you’re that one mf who won’t shut up about that one other mf (you KNOW who you are) then you’re going to be a boastful little bastard about it for way too long as if other people were jealous of you when NOBODY IS and you’re EMBARRASSING YOURSELF by trying to show off your PRIVATE LIFE in PUBLIC and then you can’t take the hint as to why NOBODY IS APPLAUDING YOU AND YOU THINK YOU’RE SOOOOOOO INTERESTING FOR GETTIN’ SLIMY IN THEIR SLIMY PIE HOLE BUT NOBODY WANTS TO HEAR ABOUT IT STOP TALKING ABOUT IT AND

“I may or may not have kissed redacted today, hehe”
“FOR THE LOVE OF GOD STOP NO ONE WANTS TO HEAR ABOUT YOUR TONSIL HOCKEY MATCHES WITH SIR WOOBIE HIMSELF”

by LeoTheKilljoy January 8, 2024

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toobsies

the cutest and nicest girls girl she is literally the prettiest ever and everyone should have a toobsies in their life. they have horrible taste in the males species but yeah!! she also has a monkey as a patronus which is a bit telling tbh. anyways a toobsies is always soso kind and funny and ur missing out if you don’t have one🤷 ♀️🤷 ♀️

toobsies is literally THAT girl🎀

by dwaynetherock999 January 22, 2024

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