jesus tittyfucking christ

A term of extreme surprise that should be used sparingly, lest its impact lessen.

Did you see that really surprising thing? look over there..

Jesus tittyfucking christ! I wouldn't have seen that had you not pointed it out, thank you kind sir

by Bo bvo bo bo bo bob b November 9, 2007

titties for tacos

An agreement made between a fast food employee and a really drunk female or females to show ones titties in exchange for free tacos. This type of exchange usually occurs late at night in the Taco Bell drive-thru with extremely inebriated participants who have the drunk munchies.

Taco Bell employee: "Welcome to Taco Bell, can I take your order?"
Driver: "Titties for tacos! Got a hot chick in here willing to show her titties for some free tacos!"
Taco Bell employee: "Um... Go ahead and place your order."

by tino_grrl January 11, 2011

tough titty

meaning "tough shit", a sarcastic kind of mean way of saying thats too bad, or get over it

friend: "my bf cheated on me"

you: "didnt you cheat on him last year"

friend: "yeah but..." (you cut her off)

you: "tough titty bitch"

by toxic.sweetheart February 20, 2011

titty-ooze

The result of a leaky lactating breast; trickle from a milk-engorged nipple. (Can reach high P.S.I. if induced by squeezing.)

The titty-ooze caused the front of her elegant gown to glisten in the reflected light from the mirrored-ball at the nightclub.

by shUDDER to think July 22, 2003

Titty High Five

is when two topless females jump in the air while facing each other and hit chests together while in air. The same action as a high five only with tits. This action is done usually at a party or when naked chicks get excited and want to impress the guys.

Dude 1: "Did you see that titty high five by them two chicks?"
Dude 2: " Ya that was awesome"

by Captain Dink February 27, 2010

Tittydicking

Tittydicking (v.) - To fool around or mess around.

Replaces the word Pussyfooting (which also means to be messing around or fooling around).

Little Johnny is throwing rocks onto the house.
His Mom: Johnny, quit tittydicking around!
Little Johnny: Yes Mommy. (Under breath), bitch..

by oh f**k! whats that?! July 6, 2010

Titty Dragon

One who breathes fire, and loves titties.

I'd hate to be that Titty Dragon, he burnt his girlfriends tits and she dumped him.

by Papa of a Daddy December 19, 2010