Doggy Fizzle Televizzle

Snoop Dogg's TV show.

Doggy Fizzle Televizzle is a translation of "Doggy Fuck Television."

by Jimmy Pop March 4, 2005

tele-spankin' the monkey

Term for when IT or sales staff "work from home" three days per week.

You can't get any fuckin' thing done around here because those support pukes are tele-spankin' the monkey.

by Three Beers April 10, 2009

Teleiophilia

Somewhat the reverse of pedophilia, teleiophila is when a minor or sometimes an adult is attracted to mature adults/adults older than them.

After Jim told me he thought our math teacher was hot I knew he was into teleiophilia.

by ThePrinceOfPirates September 27, 2015

kiss n tell

To make out with someone and then go tell all your friends about it.

After we've made out, dont kiss n tell, okay?

by isportjays17 June 29, 2006

Alaskan teleprompter

Being so stupid and incompetent that you need to write notes on your hand simply to remember what to say.

From Sarah Palin's need to use notes scribbled on her hand to remind her of the few basic key points of her speech at the Tea Party convention in Nashville, TN.

Jon: I want to propose to Lisa but I don't think I can remember what to say.

Eric: Dude, you're such an idiot. Just use an Alaskan teleprompter and write "Will you marry me?" on your hand.

by Wasabi-Woman February 8, 2010

we're not just telling stories, we're changing lives

the famous words of the king himself, Dhar Mann

very epic and famous words

Actor1: So you see, you have always been adopted by me.
Actor2: what
*ends*
Dhar Mann (ending): Hey Dhar Mann, fam I hope you enjoyed this video.
Dhar Mann (ending): Remember, we're not just telling stories, we're changing lives. And if you share my videos you're changing lives as well.

by delonei June 17, 2021

televangelist

see: thief, crook, bad guy, bush

someone that plays on people's unfounded beliefs to rob and or ass rape them

Cojo made tim think he was giving him a makeover when he was really just stealing his cum

by Phil January 25, 2005