soul sista

A large black woman with an attitude and a deep singing voice. EX: Aretha Franklin, Whoopi Goldberg

Latrell: "I hear you been poppin' LaKeisha lately. Got yo' self a soul sista I see."
Donell: "Hell naw nigga, that ho can't sing. She ain't nothin' but a BIG BITCH."

by Nick D February 9, 2004

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systema

a brand of airsoft guns that shits on the competition, systema is a professional training weapon, stock comes with up to 500fps, also most of them come in a "challenge kit" meaning you put the gun together yourself, the guns range between 900 - 2100$ so all you echo1 and jing gong fan boys don't get too excited because i doubt your mommys gonna rush out and by you one of these

11 yr. old - ahhh HEY MAN AWSOME GUN WHAT IS THAT ?!?! IT MUST BE ECHO1 OR SOMETHING AWSOME OMFG !!!!

more experienced most likely ex marine - uhhh .... no .. its a systema ...

11 yr. old - awww man thats sweet ill give you like 70$ for it thats 10$ more than my awsome echo1

ex marine - kid how bout you go fuck yourself this gun is worth more than your life go play in the back yard with your gay little friends

by oldbig January 22, 2009

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c.u.p.i.d. system

The c.u.p.i.d system or "cupids" was devised by the singular Alex Zavos of Cambridge in the year of our lord 2006.

C.U.P.I.D. stands for "Cunt Until Point Is Disproven" and is a system for choosing friends which weeds people out by instantly assuming everyone you meet is a twat until they prove to you that they are not.

A: Steve's just run off with my wife!
B: The cunt! But i thought you two were mates.
A: I know, I know I'm too trusting I should have used the c.u.p.i.d. system like Alex said.
B: Oh well at least you'll know for next time, lets go get pissed

by robuttt October 4, 2006

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the system

A societal structure created by humans in order to create security and order in our society. It is the reason why our technology is as advanced as it is and also the only thing that prevents our society from spiraling into total chaos. However, it's often blamed by people who aren't successful or have had unlucky circumstances which is sometimes justifiable due to the amount of racism and police brutality that's still going on to this day. It's also the reason why our environment is in such a messed up state because of the amount of dependency it has on economic profits.

The main problem with the system is that it is very hesitant towards change. A lot of people heavily despise the system because of this and wish they were able to get rid of the system altogether. However, if we get rid of the system altogether, our whole civilization would be in complete chaos. So, instead of trying to get rid of the system, we should all make an effort to improve it to be more tolerable and accepting towards positive change.

by Dubiks March 9, 2019

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Penis Positioning System

Penis Positioning System (PPS) is the system whereby "Mr. Penis chooses his own position". That is to say that your penis decides where you go (and who you do). Penis Positioning System is named for Global Positioning System (GPS).

Ed: Dude, I don't know what I was thinking.
Al: PPS.
Ed: What?
Al: Ask Mr. Penis, he chooses the position.

Lee: Oh man, I was using my Penis Positioning System last night, that's for sure.

by ~Anonymous~ May 6, 2006

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operating system

A combiniation of command interpreters which runs between the central processing unit and software that allow a users to interact with a computer or other electronic device. A phrase that can never refer to any Microsoft product. By its very definition, an operating system must operate, which is the complete opposite of any Microsoft product.

Linux, FreeDOS, DRDOS, BEOS, Unix, OS/400, are all operating systems.

by Kyle December 23, 2003

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