The somewhat disappointing realization one has shortly after fucking a hot Asian hooker in the ass for $3 that something is horribly wrong.
It becomes obvious somewhat belatedly, that although this is the hottest chick you've ever banged, a quick post-coital inspection reveals that she appears to have a penis.
It becomes obvious somewhat belatedly, that although this is the hottest chick you've ever banged, a quick post-coital inspection reveals that she appears to have a penis.
Honey, there must be some mistake - I must have gotten it from a toilet seat - or maybe that fuckin Tokyo Surprise.
by Joshua James October 12, 2006
Get the Tokyo Surprise mug.Given on someone's birthday, this involves tying down the recipient and attacking them with tentacles shaped like giant penises, followed by urinating on them. While this may sound unpleasant to the average person, there are at least 20 different hentai mangas devoted to this very subject.
Geoff: Happy 22nd, Jamie! Now it's time for your Japanese Birthday Surprise!
Jamie: Japa-what? What the hell are you... oh my god AGGHHHHHHHHH
(screams of agony are heard)
Jamie: Japa-what? What the hell are you... oh my god AGGHHHHHHHHH
(screams of agony are heard)
by Jeff Shewer May 17, 2009
Get the Japanese Birthday Surprise mug.A genre of pornography in which innocent victims are caught off guard and to their 'suprise', sexual acts are performed on them.
These actions can vary from a females dress 'accidentally' being 'snagged' on a tree, a gust of wind blowing a females dress off to a female simply being propositioned for a role in a pornographic film on the curbside.
Suprise porn is generally a one sided afair, no male suprise porn has been created!
Advocates of the suprise porn genre include such notorieties as the fatpizzaman from the musical group d-wizz 2.0
These actions can vary from a females dress 'accidentally' being 'snagged' on a tree, a gust of wind blowing a females dress off to a female simply being propositioned for a role in a pornographic film on the curbside.
Suprise porn is generally a one sided afair, no male suprise porn has been created!
Advocates of the suprise porn genre include such notorieties as the fatpizzaman from the musical group d-wizz 2.0
I jacked off to some good surprise porn last night pal you should have seen the look on her face when her dress was yanked right off outside the coffee shop.
by diehard_86 May 24, 2006
Get the Surprise Porn mug.while fooling around with your g/f and you tell them you are about to cum. they think they are going to see a little cum - instead your penis simply explodes and erupts like a volcano, covering your partner in thick streams of cum... "Surprise"!!
Maria was rubbing my penis over her breasts. When I told her I was about to cum - she wasn't ready for the 'cum surprise, she got
by Blast-a-choo January 23, 2008
Get the cum surprise mug.the double volcano surprise is when you put mentos and diet coke in a girls vagina, and baking soda and vinegar in her anus. thus causing a chemical reaction, which shoots "volcanic" liquid out of the said holes. it isnt much fun for the girl, but it sure is fun to watch.
by lieutenantURNER October 21, 2008
Get the the double volcano surprise mug.The sexual practice in which you convince your girlfriend/wife/partner/whore to gargle on your baby gravy, then unexpectedly you uppercut her in the sternum screaming "SURPRISE" and avoiding the consequent rainbow of liquids.
Where's Katie?
In hospital with a punctured lung. Tyrone went a bit far when he Gargle Gargle Surprised her.
In hospital with a punctured lung. Tyrone went a bit far when he Gargle Gargle Surprised her.
by UrbanBob June 8, 2010
Get the Gargle Gargle Surprise mug.Following 'doggy-style' sex, before climax the male spits on the girls back. When she turns around the male ejaculates all over her face. The male then throws his hands up in the air and screams "SURPRISE!"
by Flynn[VTX] November 29, 2003
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