When you get drunk on saturday night and go home with a dog-ugly person and wake up next to them on sunday. you take a shit on their pillow and run for the door. Theiy're surprised on sunday!
by jsmithua September 7, 2006
Get the surprised on sundaymug. by Alex Kiss October 8, 2009
Get the Utter Surprisemug. N. - Any unexpected blood (usually from a menstrual cycle, but sometimes resulting from sores, ruptured lesions, etc.) that covers, but is not limited to, the phallus of an unsuspecting recipient.
After they both climaxed like never before, he/she was dismayed to find that she/he had left him/her with a cranberry surprise.
by Socrates the 410th January 24, 2010
Get the cranberry surprisemug. by Bonkj October 10, 2013
Get the danish surprisemug. When a male ejaculates and shits into a bowl of chicken noodle soup, mixes it up, and proceeds to feed it into a sleeping Ginger's (male or female) butt hole as they sleep.
by smellydude March 4, 2011
Get the Ginger Surprisemug. Originates from the word bifkin although I thought it up in bens car the other day. Basically it is when someone makes contact with your biff! In either a pleasurable way (a kiss for example) or a painful way (eg. a kick!) Though obviously a kick is way more of a surprise. Heh
by [Harry^Hardcore) November 10, 2004
Get the bifkinder surprisemug. When a man dehydrates himself and receives oral sex. When he ejaculates in her (or his) mouth, the load is very thick, and spaghetti like, and the taste is very difficult to clear up by simply swallowing. The effect is maximized by ejaculating closer to the top of the tongue, but still in the mouth.
I drove for 14 hours straight yesterday. I didn't drink anything 'cause I didn't wanna have to stop and piss, so when my girlfriend got to suckin on my knob, she got quite the spaghetti surprise!
by McQuiver February 6, 2010
Get the Spaghetti surprisemug.