safety

A chick who you keep around because she's always down to bang. She is usually called upon when you have failed with every chick at the bar and are too wasted to put together a coherent sentence, or when you have hit a dry spell. Rarely does one hang out with or talk to a safety sober.

Guy 1: Dude, it's 4am, and every chick has turned us down at least twice. Also, I'm pretty sure those last 6 shots of tequila were a mistake
Guy 2: Let's take 5 more shots
Guy 1: No doubt! Lemme just text my safety that I'm coming over, cause I really need to put my penis inside something.
Guy 2: word, me too.

by DudeMcBro April 26, 2011

SafeMoon

the one and only safemoon, made history in 2021 by exploding after easter day.

I bought safemoon in march and I was a millionaire by the end of april

by Bradlee564 April 4, 2021

Scafe

Meaning 'everything is alright', sorted, all is well. A variation on the theme of 'safe', originating in East-Side Malpas, Da Port

'Scafe Clart'

'That draw's pretty scafe spa'

by God May 12, 2003

safe answer

answer you tell someone to avoid going into detail about a comment or situation...

Natalie: "i'm a freakin dork"
Me: "how so?"
Natalie: "i just am"
Me: "that was a pretty safe answer, lol"

by Random Definer April 8, 2010

safety curtain

The hyman. Refers to the hard curtain lowered at theatres during set changes, where the labia are the stage curtains.

I was the first to lift her safety curtain and enter centre-stage.

by Web Willy April 7, 2003

Safety Rope

Slang for Marijuana. Used in conjunction with Safety Meetings.

Hey man, we're about to have a safety meeting. You got any safety rope?

by Rub October 20, 2004

safeballs

Anything that is good, or tastylicious. Derives from the term safe with random genitalia added for extra emphasis. Can be in reference to events, dicks, cunts, food, or anything.

Yo man those fries were safeballs.

Dude I did Britney Spears yesterday, it wasn't safeballs.

Dude it's ok were safeballs now.

by Urinator4089 March 27, 2009