When you take a shit and the first log feels like a cheese grater or nails scraping against the insides of your asshole while it's coming out. All you can do is wait through the pain and misery.
by Pokchop March 5, 2022
Get the Asshole Splitting Shitmug. When you have sex with an asian girl with a skirt on and you have her stand on her head open her legs and you saddle her and fuck her by squatting up and down.
by tedtedtedted August 27, 2009
Get the yellow skirt splitmug. When you have diarrhea and before you can flush you puke in the bowl to make a fresh batch of split pea poop.
My friend Jake repeatedly cooked a leftover lasagna multiple times in the oven which left him looking at the wrong side of a serving of split pea poop.
by Hunnysmax February 6, 2019
Get the split pea poopmug. a ho with an unusually large gap in between her front teeth, about the size of the average male penis in girth. Most likely caused by being a ho.
by DrewBaby December 18, 2007
Get the split toofed HOmug. by Kory T Krasowski May 7, 2012
Get the 7-10 Splitmug. Boy, if you don't stop makin that noise, you gon get split to the white meat!
I can't drink tequila no mo...i get split to the white meat.
I can't drink tequila no mo...i get split to the white meat.
by muffinman sharah August 21, 2008
Get the split to the white meatmug. by JMoregon March 27, 2008
Get the Split Her Pinsmug.