The SAFE

The SAFE was Straight Allies For Equality, is now Seattle Allies For Equality and still SAFE. The SAFE is a new religion based around the world we live in today; UP2D8 (Up to date), while blending Equality, Consent and Dancing. SAFE encourages its members, known as Equality ENFORCERS, to love the fear out of hate while they spread the SAFE.

Brief Encounters' Bad Boys of Social Justice spread The SAFE when they shwayng.

by The SAFE October 9, 2013

Snake Safe

A Urethra storage compartment

“I heard they check your asshole when you go to prison, so I’ll just put my meth in my snake safe”

by JonG69 November 11, 2018

HSRS or human safety restraint system

The act of a driver putting his or her right arm out to restrain the passenger when suddenly braking. This is a very common action between parents and children.

My dad has always been a gas and brake driver, so he has perfected the art of the HSRS or human safety restraint system.

by T in VA March 29, 2009

I Safe! You Safe! We Safe!

A half-broken English slogan used by construction companies in Singapore to remind their workers to be accident-conscious—zero success is the goal to preventing any casualties, accidents, or deaths.

If a grammatically incorrect slogan can get people to stop and comment, its impact in conveying the intended message is likely to be greater—I Safe! You Safe! We Safe! looks like a potential winner.

by MathPlus June 8, 2017

dolphin safe

A lesbian (or heterosexual male).

"I asked her out but she's dolphin safe. She only hunts tuna."

by confusinomiton September 22, 2008

Safe Grad

When a group of students are dropped off at a secret location off town togther to get drunk, then brought to a bus stop to get home.

"Dude were totally going to Safe Grad tonight! It's gonna be off the hook"

by NataliaaBabyy October 17, 2008

safety

A chick who you keep around because she's always down to bang. She is usually called upon when you have failed with every chick at the bar and are too wasted to put together a coherent sentence, or when you have hit a dry spell. Rarely does one hang out with or talk to a safety sober.

Guy 1: Dude, it's 4am, and every chick has turned us down at least twice. Also, I'm pretty sure those last 6 shots of tequila were a mistake
Guy 2: Let's take 5 more shots
Guy 1: No doubt! Lemme just text my safety that I'm coming over, cause I really need to put my penis inside something.
Guy 2: word, me too.

by DudeMcBro April 26, 2011