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Southern Boomer

Typically an older person who is from, or probably still lives in, the southern states-Mississippi, Alabama, Georgia, Carolinas, and Louisiana. They speak with a heavy southern accent saying things with an overly dramatized draw in tone. They are often very rude, selfish, do not know how to cook anything other than fried food, eat out too much, drink alcohol or sweet tea constantly, are overweight, ugly, and white. They are just as selfish and narcissistic as all the other boomers in the world but the southerners are much more uneducated, racist, fake, judgemental, and out of touch with the modern world. And they are likely to make threats if you cross them in any way.
They will speak nasty and rude if you cross a southern boomer and find anything or anyone in their path because they are mostly miserable. A Boomer from South Carolina said, "Scat, scat, scat aawwfff myyyy property or I'm goinaaa git fittin taa git real pissed awfff cuz I AM Suuthhhhern and i dont care bout yewww."
by ZenNikki December 22, 2022
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southern peach

Southern peach….

Is a first name to start. Space between and all.

She has the most beautiful inner moral compas and morals that are her foundation and core.

She looses herself along the way being a product of her environment. Growing up in the worst most violent places in the world she developes a shield and wall to forget her morals and become selfish and alone not truly attaching herself to anyone. She lets the world turn her sour.

That’s okay because this world
Will beat you to your knees and keep you there permenantly if she lets it.

No. She knows exactly the right time down the road of life into her more
Mature years after the childish fun life of hers comes to an end and throws those walls and shield away. She is so strong she proves it by action not words and never says anything twice. She is a goddess. And a colourful tattooed head to toe women with the addictive personality and looks you simply can’t ignore.

She walks into a room quiet but with weight and everyone sees her. Not many. Barley. Anyone actually gets the privilege to get to know her.

Don’t hurt her though. She’ll fuck you up.

If you don’t hurt her. She’ll show you what love truly is.

She won’t leave your side. She will stand beside you and ride along side even if she knows it’s wrong but can’t let you go alone.

She is everything you need exactly when you need it.
Fuck southern peach is here. Who is she.
by Noordhoff November 22, 2022
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Southern ice cap

When a man eats a woman's pussy or her ass with an ice cube in his mouth
I gave Michele a southern ice cap and she loved it!
by Depraved lover March 9, 2017
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southern-railroad

The act of causing a distraction while you stick it to Whitey. Based on the phrase "Underground Railroad," made popular by Harriet Tubman.

"That store was overpriced, so me and my friends gave them the Southern Railroad."
I was hoping for a nice walk home but I got the southern-railroad while walking by the projects.
by mainstreamethnic September 17, 2013
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Southern Utah Stop

When you come to a stop sign and don’t stop.
“You see that old lady blow that stop sign?”
“Don’t worry about it, it’s just a Southern Utah Stop.”
by Icanttelltime May 16, 2022
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Missouri southern cleanse

Since I was going to start my diet this Sunday, I thought I might as well do a Missouri southern cleanse to get the juices flowing.
by googlemachu March 1, 2021
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