by @_@Rapster January 29, 2004
Get the Southern University mug.One who lives in the southern half of the United States. They are sometimes, but not always, ignorant and have atrocious grammar and spelling, like whoever wrote definition number 2. They sometimes have an unusually large amount of pride for the south, due to the fact that they still havent gotten over their own defeat in the Civil War yet.
The person who wrote number 2 spelled the word 'write' wrong. The rest of them all had good definitions. Southerner.
by mastershake211 April 15, 2006
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A rich/wealthy southern white woman from an agrarian background who is birthed from MANY generations of incest, raised to worship the Confederate Flag, and develops a VERY unhealthy attraction to farmyard and domestic animals in her teen years. She lives her early adult life partaking in party favors and alcohol until her parents threaten to cut her off. She usually winds up marrying:
1. A crocked politician.
2. A police officer.
3. A member of the armed forces.
4. A pastor of a Southern Baptist church.
...only to cheat on the aforementioned men with a broke, white-skin-worshipping coon named Tyrone.
When caught, she'll say "Tyrone" raped her.
He'll go to jail or 'wind up missing' and she and her good ol' boy will seek marriage counseling, renew their vows, and live happily ever after to beget more southern belles and good ol' boys.
Due to the aforementioned over-consumption of drugs and alcohol in her teens and early 20s, by the time she's 30, she'll look 45+.
1. A crocked politician.
2. A police officer.
3. A member of the armed forces.
4. A pastor of a Southern Baptist church.
...only to cheat on the aforementioned men with a broke, white-skin-worshipping coon named Tyrone.
When caught, she'll say "Tyrone" raped her.
He'll go to jail or 'wind up missing' and she and her good ol' boy will seek marriage counseling, renew their vows, and live happily ever after to beget more southern belles and good ol' boys.
Due to the aforementioned over-consumption of drugs and alcohol in her teens and early 20s, by the time she's 30, she'll look 45+.
by 800Wmarietta September 3, 2014
Get the Southern Belle mug.A group of friends who got together to watch each others backs or be there when they needed help. Some consider it a gang but its much less violent then a gang. Southridge Sproof started in Mesa, Arizona. It first started out as a joke untill more friends got interested in it and put more time into it. They arent known to start violence but if violence comes to them they will be sure to return the favor.
Person #1 "hey man you heard of that underground group Southridge Sproof?"
Person #2 "Nah, what are they all about?"
Person #1 "I heard its a pretty sick group of guys who always got each others backs and like to organize cool shit to do"
Person #2 "Nah, what are they all about?"
Person #1 "I heard its a pretty sick group of guys who always got each others backs and like to organize cool shit to do"
by Colt.45 September 14, 2008
Get the Southridge Sproof mug.In the south when two men meet each other for the first time, to size up their manhoods, instead of extending their hands for a normal shake they grab each others crotch.
Hey there nice to meet you, whoa dude that's my dick you just groped.
Oh sorry I thought you were going to give me a southern handshake too.
Oh sorry I thought you were going to give me a southern handshake too.
by Johnsonb December 14, 2012
Get the Southern Handshake mug.Southern Barbeque: To double team a girl with one Guy in the mouth, while the other is in either the ass or vagina. While at some point during the orgy you rotate the girl from all fours to her back or vise versa while keeping both penises inserted. Creating the PIG ROAST and having a nice Southern Barbeque… this usually occurs with a Slam Pig – no pun intended.
Guy 1: What the fuck happened last night at the party with my girlfriend?
Asshole 1: nothing I swear… she just wanted to taste a little Southern Barbeque.
Asshole 2: yah we had a little pig roast that’s all.
Guy 1: what the fuck are you talking about?
Asshole 1: like I said nothing, don’t worry about it.
Asshole 1: nothing I swear… she just wanted to taste a little Southern Barbeque.
Asshole 2: yah we had a little pig roast that’s all.
Guy 1: what the fuck are you talking about?
Asshole 1: like I said nothing, don’t worry about it.
by Dildo Nation December 27, 2008
Get the Southern Barbeque mug.An extremely rich, haughty, arrogant, classy southern lady. She proudly traces her ancestry back to some prestigeous slaveholding family.
by Vernon Baker February 21, 2004
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